lucylastic

Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
>>A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
>>
>>Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
>>A. Society.
>>
>>Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
>>A. Bus shelter
>>
>>Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
>>A. Granny.
>>
>>Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
>>A. Innit
>>
>>Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
>>A. Sorted.
>>
>>Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
>>A. "Will the defendant please rise"
>>
>>Q. Why did the chav cross the road ?
>>A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so
ever.
>>
>>Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit ?
>>A. The bride.
>>
>>Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not
to
>>hit
>>him?
>>A. It might be your bike.
>>
>>Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
>>A. What you looking at.
>>
>>Q. Why are chavs like slinkeys?
>>A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a
flight of
>>stairs
>>
>>Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
>>A. The policeman!
>>
>>Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
>>A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
>>
>>Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
>>A. A start.
>>
>>Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
>>A. Up the ar*e.
>>
>>Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
>>A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
>>
>>Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
>>A. A liar.
>>
>>Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
>>A. Bigmac please.
>>
>>Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
>>A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
>>

Lord Shrek

i could only be arsed to read the first one but ill give the stereotypical scoobynet user response before the buggers get it in first



and even if its not funny here is the stereotypical scoobynet user response

Lord Shrek........

ADILM

ADILM

this had me in stitches:

>>Q. Why did the chav cross the road ?
>>A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so
ever.

Lord Shrek

Lord Shrek.....thank god for the power of laughter

EddScott

I dont get the 3 stripes one.

scoobynutta555

Beats me why some people need to start threads like this. It's like annoying people who put you on their mailing list and feel the need to bombard you with every crappy 'funny' circular going.

I'm with Shrek, [stereotypical scoobynet user response]

...... [/stereotypical scoobynet user response]

AFRIKANZ

LOL, funny !

lucylastic

Then I suggest you don't read them

A little tip - if you're unsure what the thread is going to be about (and get upset easily by reading ones you have no interest in) you can hover your mouse over the title, which will enable you to read the first few lines of said thread. This then allows you to make a decision whether you would like to read that particular thread, and therefore you don't have to be annoyed should it not be to your liking.

Hope that helps.

davegtt

If I did that for every thread on SN then them few seconds each one takes I dont think Id get to read a full thread

scoobynutta555

I haven't read them and don't intend to. I also knew what the thread was about before I opened it, as sadly, some on here feel the need to start threads like this in the first place with similar titles.

A little tip for you, put posts like this in muppets or restrict yourself to delighting everyone in your mail contact list

Lord Shrek

i was merely taking the michael

you could type the joke 'what did the dog say to the cat.....wuff wuff' and you would get



that made my day
excellent stuff


your thread is the equivalent of the moses 'copy a big motherfuking chunk of crap' and 'paste the *****'

Lord Shrek.......i had a sense of humour failure at the age of 28 when i broke my wrist....i then had to **** with my left hand

magepaster

iTrader: (2)

Not getting the 3 stripes one either

lucylastic

For the simple reason to highlight the content, therefore allowing people to ignore it should they see fit.

There are many threads on here that I choose not to read, but accept that plenty of other people will want to, so I don't read them! I certainly don't go into them and malign the poster either - it's horses for courses.

scoobynutta555

If the right wrist had no feeling then you could have continued with a 'stranger'.

Boom, boom aren't I funny

Jeez, I'll have to cut and paste and spam all my 'mates' now, they'll think I'm a funny guy BTW does the thread starter look like a female version of Colin Hunt ?

lucylastic

I know - which is why my response wasn't directed at you, but to Scooby(insert [un] original suffix here) - who clearly took it all a little bit more to heart

TelBoy

Adidas shop?

D.K.1

We always knew you were a chav at heart Tel

TelBoy

Innit

EddScott

I thought it might be adidas but wasn't sure.

BTW - is it pronounced "addy-dass" or "addee-duss"

scoobynutta555

'twas a lot more original in Feb 01 than it is in Aug 05 I'm afraid Lucy, BTW lastic as a suffix, hats off to you for managing to out-suffix me, I'm truely impressed.

D.K.1

Sorrrrrrrrrted

scoobynutta555

In any case, I'll assume some dialect from your part of the world to express my thoughts on the matter:

"bovvvvvvvered"

lucylastic

Please do - I originate from Surrey - shall we chat about gymkhanas, or hockey?

scoobynutta555

I'd rather talk about anything than those crappy cut and paste 'funnies' you've posted.

lucylastic

Well, there are currently 61,989 threads in this forum, so even after discounting this one, I am sure there must be one or 2 that please you.

scoobynutta555

Indeed there are plenty that interest me, and I dare say in some small way I have contributed something of meaning to some other members. I don't think I'll ever stoop to start a thread with the term 'funnies' in it though, unless laden with irony as should this thread be.

Robbie T

iTrader: (8)

I can't be arsed to be too objectionable about it all, my take is this :

Laugh or don't but don't take it too seriously FFS

...and scoobynutta555, it's a bit rich to knock lucy's location when you're from LUTON (called 'the eight ball' locally amongst other names)

scoobynutta555

Ahh but like Lucywhatsherface I too was from somewhere more greener and more cue ball than eight ball. Luton is an ideal base for work and the airport where I regularly fly to my much nicer location in Ireland.

Knocking my location without showing yours (Bucks excluded), how rude

Moi serious? LOL

Lord Shrek

i have tried the 'sitting on the right hand till it goes numb' masturbation technique but unfortunately it would have been a 'Sado-Masochism ****' such was the pain i was in

Lord Shrek........look out for my '101 different ways to w@nk' in your local bookshop