Lord Shrek

You know the 1.......bird is talking away to her fella as he is eating his Mctasty...she asks him a question and he simply replies 'Terracotta?'

you can use it many many times in conversation

i did it today at 6.30am and it worked

Lord Shrek......a free punch in the head from macdonalds

r32

I'll try that, havent seen the ad yet though ...............

DJ Vinyl Ritchie

Haven't seen the ad.


Did Mrs Shrek ask you for a bit of slap and tickle before work


DJ Vinyl Ritchie......... I always practise safe s*x, even when mrs Ritchie is sleeping

Lord Shrek

it must be a southern thing (ive only been in the south 7 yrs i might add thank god)

Mrs Shrek gets it once a week....after a friday night pub crawl when she is laying comatose on the bed...easy access and you can get pictures for the amateur pages of THE HUN'S YELLOW PAGES

Lord Shrek......i never practice safe sex, even when Mrs shrek is dead on the bed

Bubba po

Taupe.

Bubba po ......... maintaining bland colourscheme suggestions in the face of multiple "grand theft autos".