NeilDown&PhilMee

There was shock this week as it emerged that cars are to blame for all the evil in the world. The shock verdict came from a top secret government report to be published later this month and entitled, "The Economy Could Be A Bit Fcuked - Finding Ways To Make More Cash… And Fast".
"Cars really are the root of all the planet's woes," admitted government spokesman Lambglot Slightly. "For one thing, they cause global warming which is the biggest threat to face this country at the moment and certainly a bigger threat than, say, starting an inexplicable war and then being puzzled when fanatical Muslims keep plotting to blow up London. Of course, it's not just global warming. The car also causes cancer, paedophilia, rape, pestilence, scurvy and never being able to find the bloody kitchen scissors when you need them. Thankfully, this government has discovered that all these problems can be made to go away by taxation. Lots of lovely soft target taxation. Mmm".

The full story here: Sniff Petrol

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

It would be a lot more amusing if it weren't painfully near the truth

Alcazar

Leslie

Yes indeed, and the article mentioned a perfect reason to tax us for breathing, or exhaling at least!

Les