Caption Competition
Nov 24, 2006 | 09:46 AM
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From: Here, There, Everywhere
Caption Competition
Insert your own caption without utilising the words "women" and "drivers".
Nov 24, 2006 | 10:03 AM
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From: Home
Nov 24, 2006 | 10:06 AM
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From: Sunny Cheshire Xbox Gamertag: Mog Uk
"Who put those crabs there"
Nov 24, 2006 | 10:08 AM
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From: Hunting for my next Impreza!
lol not funny but did make me smile. She looks like she is ok.....
Nov 24, 2006 | 10:08 AM
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From: Bradford
"Even the most experienced drifters gets it wrong from time to time!"
Nov 24, 2006 | 10:09 AM
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From: Location: Location:
"I was only trying to park on the yellow line".
Nov 24, 2006 | 10:13 AM
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From: Limbo
"New Labour increase retirment age to 90"
Nov 24, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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From: Never do names esp. Joey, spaz or Mong
PSLEWIS's tea will be late tonight
Nov 24, 2006 | 10:20 AM
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"Elderly lady misunderstands underground concept"
Nov 24, 2006 | 10:22 AM
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From: God's promised land
The Armco wasn't quite as solid as Ethel was expecting as she rounded the last corner on the Sainsbury's Grand Prix.
Nov 24, 2006 | 10:28 AM
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From: Scotchland
Elderly Ram Raider foiled by paramedic with huge condom.
Nov 24, 2006 | 10:29 AM
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From: God's promised land
"Any hole's a goal, even at 83" ?
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From: Holder of six fairy tokens, from the land of green ginger
Maud regretted her power slide past the EVO on her slicks.
Nov 24, 2006 | 10:48 AM
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From: Scotchland
Dangers of drink driving hi-lighted yet again.
Nov 24, 2006 | 11:05 AM
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LANDFILL SITE - For all your old rubbish!
Nov 24, 2006 | 11:07 AM
Purple coated terror adds weight to Scoobynet older drivers discussion.
Nov 24, 2006 | 12:14 PM
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Sorry. That's not funny. Not the picture, nor any of the lame captions posted on this thread.
"Old biddys" break their bones pretty easily I believe, so if she got away unscathed, I'd be surprised.
Nov 24, 2006 | 12:58 PM
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Sorry. That's not funny. Not the picture, nor any of the lame captions posted on this thread.
"Old biddys" break their bones pretty easily I believe, so if she got away unscathed, I'd be surprised.
Theres always one Party Pooper isn't there ??
If you look at the picture more closely, it just looks like the only thing hurt, is her pride.
It's not your Granny is it
Nov 24, 2006 | 01:03 PM
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From: Scotland
Quote:
Sorry. That's not funny. Not the picture, nor any of the lame captions posted on this thread.
Get a life
This photo was circulated around work yesterday with the title
if you laugh then you are a bad person
Sat and watched as
everyone without exception, laughed.
Pretty good and mixed crowd I work with so it looks like it's you that has the sense of humour issue (on this occasion).
Nov 24, 2006 | 01:06 PM
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From: Class record holder at Pembrey Llandow Goodwood MIRA Hethel Blyton Curborough Lydden and Snetterton
^^^
Last edited by Jay m A; Nov 24, 2006 at 01:10 PM .
Nov 24, 2006 | 01:09 PM
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Quote:
Thats a **** caption
ITV's plans for
'Granny Prix' ........
'ditched' after safety fears
Now
that's a **** caption
Nov 24, 2006 | 01:10 PM
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From: Old Codgers Home
Old Age Pensioner at cashpoint asked youth in hoodie if he could check her balance - so he pushed her over!!
I have stolen this without shame from the bad joke thread - but it seems to fit in quite well
Nov 24, 2006 | 01:16 PM
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From: Class record holder at Pembrey Llandow Goodwood MIRA Hethel Blyton Curborough Lydden and Snetterton
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Originally Posted by SiPie
Now
that's a **** caption
Better than mine
Nov 24, 2006 | 01:41 PM
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"old b4stard falls down hole!"
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From: New Milton, Hants
"It was all going so well until I lost it in the twistys"
Nov 24, 2006 | 01:46 PM
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Normand D - You missed a trick
Granny run off the road by a herd of mad cows.
Nov 24, 2006 | 01:46 PM
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Stampede!!!
Where's Norman d Landing when you need him?
Nov 24, 2006 | 01:50 PM
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From: West Mids, Notts & Lincs
Sterling Moss's driving career finally ends!
or
Super Gran looses her special powers
Nov 24, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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From: Walking the fine line between genius and insanity
The test flight of the worlds first combination motability scooter/hang-glider comes to a sudden and unexpected conclusion.
Nov 24, 2006 | 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by GarethE
The test flight of the worlds first combination motability scooter/hang-glider comes to a sudden and unexpected conclusion.
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