New EVO wheelchair too powerful for granny

 

"fuel surge...."

 

...it's winning so far IMHO

 

A CockLink could have saved her!!

 

The PoliceMan in Green on the left is saying .....

"Would you mind blowing into this bag Madam?"

 

 

"Don't worry Mrs Butler-Henderson, we'll have you out in no time"

 

Do you mean the policeman in green on the left who has the word "AMBULANCE" written on his back?


Btw. "Fuel Surge" would win it for me..

 

So you have the power to diagnose trauma from a low resolution photograph? Don't be such a ****!


How about "poor old dear breaks hip in quad mishap, whilst ****** wing fans sit and laugh"

 

or 'Red Bull flugtaag winner gets a job with TRANSCO'

 

Why are you trying to ruin a thread that people are enjoying?

Name calling just make you look sad

Caption.
"Suresh's Granny tries to commit suicide after realising her Grandson was a boring Git with no sense of humour"

PS. If she was really that hurt, do you think the Ambulance Bloke would just be stood about, or do you think he, or someone would be attending to her.

 

^^ ^^

 

"In my day, all this was fields"...

 

"Richard Hammond's copycat stalker goes too far this time..."

 

Bloody Subsidence

 

I think many OAP's would probably be laughing their head off at that picture.

"Mildred decides never again to buy cheap remolds"

 

look at the wheels. she was driftin alright

 

WTF are you looking at? :|

 

Mavis teaches torque-steer. Lesson 1.......

 

Mrs Pete Lewis wishes she had listened to her husband and not installed that cocklink...

 

should have gone to spec savers.......

 

I was taught understeer at Knitting Class, but no one would teach me oversteer

 

"So you're filling in on Top Gear at the moment are you, Mrs. Hammond?"

 

for her next stunt Mrs 'Blaine' was to be buried alive whilst sitting in a shopping basket

 

"Don't move me just yet dear, this armrest is the first bit of action i've had in years"

 

FPMSL

 

P*ss off you two I am playing hide and seek.

 

"F*ckin pace notes, **** again, GRIST !!!!!!'

'Drop one, Pearl one, Waaaaaaaa, thud'

'The one time I don't want to get through the British Gas'

'Thats a huge crevice', 'why thank you sonny, and they've dug the road up'

'This isnt a Subaru and it isn't in a lake so **** off'

'I dont' know where that left armrest has gone but I haven't felt like this since 1943'

 

As a reward for long service, BT let one of there longest serving employees try out the new deep trench exploration vehicle

or (to quote Frank Spencer)

Ohhh Betty

 

'Pensioner Microlights are declared dangerous by the HSE'