Friday FACTS
17 November 2006, 04:47 PM
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Friday FACTS
People who say 'it's the luck of the draw' usually did better in the draw than you.
The loudest, most boisterous muscle mary in the gym will always be the man who pulls his underpants up under his towel.
Elvis is dead, get over it.
You can't outstare an owl - just don't bother.
The longer the hair, the longer the guitar solo.
Space Raiders crisps are the only product that have successfully avoided the effects of inflation.
It's a fine line between 'thinking out of the box' and 'talking out of your ****.'
The more glamorous and exotic the name, the less convincing the tranny.
Anybody who appears on The Apprentice probably has PC World, Pret a Manger or Dixons hidden somewhere on their CV.
Every man has a friend called Big Al or Big Dave.
It's impossible to do a Fred Elliott impression without saying 'I say, I say...'
Everyone owns a Nokia charger.
Girls who drive sports cars very rarely enjoy sex and still call their parents Mummy and Daddy.
Only ugly women are 'online now' on any dating site.
The youngest person you can go out with = half your age + 7.
The collective term for a group of sl*gs is a 'limousine.'
Gold is worth its weight in gold.
And the best one....
Few things in life will bring a feeling of pure joy as much as seeing a telly on a stand being wheeled into your classroom.
The loudest, most boisterous muscle mary in the gym will always be the man who pulls his underpants up under his towel.
Elvis is dead, get over it.
You can't outstare an owl - just don't bother.
The longer the hair, the longer the guitar solo.
Space Raiders crisps are the only product that have successfully avoided the effects of inflation.
It's a fine line between 'thinking out of the box' and 'talking out of your ****.'
The more glamorous and exotic the name, the less convincing the tranny.
Anybody who appears on The Apprentice probably has PC World, Pret a Manger or Dixons hidden somewhere on their CV.
Every man has a friend called Big Al or Big Dave.
It's impossible to do a Fred Elliott impression without saying 'I say, I say...'
Everyone owns a Nokia charger.
Girls who drive sports cars very rarely enjoy sex and still call their parents Mummy and Daddy.
Only ugly women are 'online now' on any dating site.
The youngest person you can go out with = half your age + 7.
The collective term for a group of sl*gs is a 'limousine.'
Gold is worth its weight in gold.
And the best one....
Few things in life will bring a feeling of pure joy as much as seeing a telly on a stand being wheeled into your classroom.
17 November 2006, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
People who say 'it's the luck of the draw' usually did better in the draw than you.
The loudest, most boisterous muscle mary in the gym will always be the man who pulls his underpants up under his towel.
Elvis is dead, get over it.
You can't outstare an owl - just don't bother.
The longer the hair, the longer the guitar solo.
Space Raiders crisps are the only product that have successfully avoided the effects of inflation.
It's a fine line between 'thinking out of the box' and 'talking out of your ****.'
The more glamorous and exotic the name, the less convincing the tranny.
Anybody who appears on The Apprentice probably has PC World, Pret a Manger or Dixons hidden somewhere on their CV.
Every man has a friend called Big Al or Big Dave.
It's impossible to do a Fred Elliott impression without saying 'I say, I say...'
Everyone owns a Nokia charger.
Girls who drive sports cars very rarely enjoy sex and still call their parents Mummy and Daddy.
Only ugly women are 'online now' on any dating site.
The youngest person you can go out with = half your age + 7.
The collective term for a group of sl*gs is a 'limousine.'
Gold is worth its weight in gold.
And the best one....
Few things in life will bring a feeling of pure joy as much as seeing a telly on a stand being wheeled into your classroom.
The loudest, most boisterous muscle mary in the gym will always be the man who pulls his underpants up under his towel.
Elvis is dead, get over it.
You can't outstare an owl - just don't bother.
The longer the hair, the longer the guitar solo.
Space Raiders crisps are the only product that have successfully avoided the effects of inflation.
It's a fine line between 'thinking out of the box' and 'talking out of your ****.'
The more glamorous and exotic the name, the less convincing the tranny.
Anybody who appears on The Apprentice probably has PC World, Pret a Manger or Dixons hidden somewhere on their CV.
Every man has a friend called Big Al or Big Dave.
It's impossible to do a Fred Elliott impression without saying 'I say, I say...'
Everyone owns a Nokia charger.
Girls who drive sports cars very rarely enjoy sex and still call their parents Mummy and Daddy.
Only ugly women are 'online now' on any dating site.
The youngest person you can go out with = half your age + 7.
The collective term for a group of sl*gs is a 'limousine.'
Gold is worth its weight in gold.
And the best one....
Few things in life will bring a feeling of pure joy as much as seeing a telly on a stand being wheeled into your classroom.
17 November 2006, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Space Raiders crisps are the only product that have successfully avoided the effects of inflation.
17 November 2006, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
The longer the hair, the longer the guitar solo.
Originally Posted by Nat21
The youngest person you can go out with = half your age + 7.
Cool
Bring on the 22 year olds 
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