Sayings not meant to be taking literally
13 November 2006, 06:57 PM
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Sayings not meant to be taking literally
Im trying to conduct a bit of an experiment with the youngsters 
looking for some more suggestions really on things we say that arent meant to be taken literally, like
Laughing my head off ( I cant do that as I will die, so the kids say)
Pull your socks up, (when you arent wearing any)
That kind of thing
what others are there
Cheers
Steve
looking for some more suggestions really on things we say that arent meant to be taken literally, like
Laughing my head off ( I cant do that as I will die, so the kids say)
Pull your socks up, (when you arent wearing any)
That kind of thing
what others are there
Cheers
Steve
13 November 2006, 07:11 PM
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Bugger me. (Just try it)
Go **** yourself. (I have tried it)
Blow me. (Please)
You're doing my head in.
You're getting on my ****/nerves.
PMSL. (A female only thing I think)
Go **** yourself. (I have tried it)
Blow me. (Please)
You're doing my head in.
You're getting on my ****/nerves.
PMSL. (A female only thing I think)
13 November 2006, 07:11 PM
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you can shove you stinking job up your stinking ****
go fall off a cliff
go play with the traffic
go suck a lemon
do one
f*ck off
p1ss off
get bent
eat me
go fall off a cliff
go play with the traffic
go suck a lemon
do one
f*ck off
p1ss off
get bent
eat me
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13 November 2006, 07:25 PM
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My Mam told me one when she was younger what my Gran said to her
I'll knock you clean out of your socks
My Mams reply was, what, and leave them standing there.
I'll knock you clean out of your socks
My Mams reply was, what, and leave them standing there.
13 November 2006, 07:30 PM
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How old are the kids?
I mean there's the whole Father Christmas thing for starters....
Then there's the eating stuff like "Spinach is really nice......"
Putting aside the day-to-day "I'll murder you if you do that again...." or perhaps the milder "you're driving me nuts....."
To the more grown up "It'll make you go deaf......"
Then when your daughter's about 19 "Don't be ridiculous, of course I don't fancy your best friend Sophie......"
I mean there's the whole Father Christmas thing for starters....
Then there's the eating stuff like "Spinach is really nice......"
Putting aside the day-to-day "I'll murder you if you do that again...." or perhaps the milder "you're driving me nuts....."
To the more grown up "It'll make you go deaf......"
Then when your daughter's about 19 "Don't be ridiculous, of course I don't fancy your best friend Sophie......"
13 November 2006, 08:29 PM
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another strange one
13 November 2006, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
I wantr to **** SS.
...how about
If the wind changes direction your face will stay like that
I will take my hand off your face (Scottish)
Are your eyes are bigger than your stomach
Rannoch
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13 November 2006, 11:54 PM
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Thanks, keep em coming
Kids are 6 and 4 and 3
Although its mainly the 6 and 4 year old I want to try some of them on, to see what they say
Kids are 6 and 4 and 3
Although its mainly the 6 and 4 year old I want to try some of them on, to see what they say
14 November 2006, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
If you rub it too hard it will fall off.
And i'm aroused.
