MJW

"I'd like to buy a horth, he says to the owner of the farm.
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.
What sort of horse? said the owner."
"A female horth the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare."
"Nithe horth" says the dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
"Nith eyth" , says the dwarf, "can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
"Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
"Nith eerth,"' he says "now...can I see her twot?"
The Owner looks a bit puzzled but picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horses female bits,
he holds him there for a few seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says:
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"Perhaps I should weefwaze that?......Can I see her wun awound a bit pleth?"