Ian McKeller lines were genius
"How do I act so well, I pretend to be the character I'm playing"
"I'm not a wizard, I just pretended to be Gandalf"

S*d all on all week, then 3 great comedies in a row on Thursdays

 

on scientists making pointless discoveries.
lets cure cancer!
no, im going to see how many fruit pastels it takes to choke a kestral.

almost lost my **** there lol

 

there was superb impro on Mock the Week - just can't remember it!

 

i cant believe there was no suprising adventure of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! It always reminds me of me and my mates stoned missions of 2004/5, paranoid to **** about being caught stoned while buying hamslices and chocolate spread at the local tesco 24hrs. Feckin love it.

 

impro, there was science, nhs, foriegn labour and america.

 

Mock the Week was great.

Tv Shows that never made it to air
"Grannies do the dirtiest things" hosted by Wayne Rooney

Quotes you'd never hear in a James Bond Movie.
"The names Bond, Mohammad Bond"
"Heres your new car James, a Ford Focus"
"Thats amazing Q, its a bomb and also a rucksack"

 

"James, is it supposed to be that soft?"

 

I'm sure I read that the next Bond car is a Mondeo, owing to Ford stumping up more than the combined actors' fees for the film. Well that would sway you, wouldn't it?!!

 

Darren's fumbling of the chat up line was awesome

 

PMSL