16 November 2001, 06:18 PM
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As all the fellas seem to be posting jokes this one is for the ladies.....
> > >Lord,
> > >Before I lay me down to sleep,
> > >I pray for a man who's not a creep,
> > >One who's handsome, smart and strong,
> > >One who's ***** is thick and long,
> > >One who thinks before he speaks,
> > >when he promises to call, he won't wait weeks,
> > >I pray that he is gainfully employed,
> > >And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed,
> > >Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > >Massages my back and begs to do more,
> > >Oh!! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
> > >Knows what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?"
> > >One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
> > >In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
> > >I pray that this man will love me no end,
> > >And never attempt to **** my best friend,
> > >And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
> > >I look at the b@stard you sent me instead!!
> > >Amen
> > >
Hope you enjoy....
Joan
[Edited by JoanUK300 - 11/16/2001 6:19:53 PM]
> > >Lord,
> > >Before I lay me down to sleep,
> > >I pray for a man who's not a creep,
> > >One who's handsome, smart and strong,
> > >One who's ***** is thick and long,
> > >One who thinks before he speaks,
> > >when he promises to call, he won't wait weeks,
> > >I pray that he is gainfully employed,
> > >And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed,
> > >Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > >Massages my back and begs to do more,
> > >Oh!! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
> > >Knows what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?"
> > >One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
> > >In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
> > >I pray that this man will love me no end,
> > >And never attempt to **** my best friend,
> > >And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
> > >I look at the b@stard you sent me instead!!
> > >Amen
> > >
Hope you enjoy....
Joan
[Edited by JoanUK300 - 11/16/2001 6:19:53 PM]
