"Health & Safety" is becoming a tool now far beyond its original remit, it is used to fundamentally change practices that have been accident free and to impose a bland "risk free" regime on us all.

Todays story is doormats

From the read them and weep archives...

 

Lets ban doors aswell. There proper fire hazzards

 

Seen in Private Eye a couple of weeks ago -

H & S Officers are to ban all births from happening as they lead to certain death