How much is that Barbie?
07 September 2006, 12:48 PM
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How much is that Barbie?
One day a father gets of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughters birthday.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work our Barbie for £19.95, Shopping Barbie for £19.95, Beach Barbie for £19.95, Disco Barbie for £19.95, Devorced Barbie for £265.95."
The amazed farther askes: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and all the others £19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers; "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, and ...One of Ken's Friends."
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work our Barbie for £19.95, Shopping Barbie for £19.95, Beach Barbie for £19.95, Disco Barbie for £19.95, Devorced Barbie for £265.95."
The amazed farther askes: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and all the others £19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers; "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, and ...One of Ken's Friends."
07 September 2006, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SC008Y_MAD
One day a father gets of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughters birthday.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work our Barbie for £19.95, Shopping Barbie for £19.95, Beach Barbie for £19.95, Disco Barbie for £19.95, Devorced Barbie for £265.95."
The amazed farther askes: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and all the others £19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers; "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, and ...One of Ken's Friends."
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work our Barbie for £19.95, Shopping Barbie for £19.95, Beach Barbie for £19.95, Disco Barbie for £19.95, Devorced Barbie for £265.95."
The amazed farther askes: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and all the others £19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers; "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, and ...One of Ken's Friends."
07 September 2006, 01:21 PM
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Dr Watson fianally comes out of the closet and tells sherlock that he is in fact gay.
"oh, well thats a weight off my mind, i was figuring out how to tell you the exact same thing watson"
So, weeks go by and their relationship is in full swing. They decide to take the next step and sherlock invites watson back to his room.
Things start to get a little hot n steamy until sherlock whips out a lemon merange.
"WTF have you got that for Sherlock", He starts to spread it all over Watsons ar**
"Lemonentry my dear Watson" sniggers Sherlock
"oh, well thats a weight off my mind, i was figuring out how to tell you the exact same thing watson"
So, weeks go by and their relationship is in full swing. They decide to take the next step and sherlock invites watson back to his room.
Things start to get a little hot n steamy until sherlock whips out a lemon merange.
"WTF have you got that for Sherlock", He starts to spread it all over Watsons ar**
"Lemonentry my dear Watson" sniggers Sherlock
08 September 2006, 01:57 AM
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