Masturbate-a-thon
08 August 2006, 09:51 AM
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**********-a-thon
I know there are more than a few nuckle shufflers on here...... well here's your chance............
LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "**********-a-thon", a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.
Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, on Saturday.
"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.
"We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos."
Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.
However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.
"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you ********** and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said.
The Marie Stopes spokeswoman said local religious groups had been initially outraged, but after people had heard what the event was about, most had approved it. Police had also given it their approval.
Similar events have been staged in San Francisco for the last six years raising $25,000 (13,000 pounds) for women's health initiatives and HIV prevention. If successful, Marie Stopes said it could take place elsewhere in mainland Europe next year.
Calling the w4nkers of scooby-net...........
LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "**********-a-thon", a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.
Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, on Saturday.
"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.
"We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos."
Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.
However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.
"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you ********** and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said.
The Marie Stopes spokeswoman said local religious groups had been initially outraged, but after people had heard what the event was about, most had approved it. Police had also given it their approval.
Similar events have been staged in San Francisco for the last six years raising $25,000 (13,000 pounds) for women's health initiatives and HIV prevention. If successful, Marie Stopes said it could take place elsewhere in mainland Europe next year.
Calling the w4nkers of scooby-net...........
08 August 2006, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Being the biggest W4nker on here Pete, I take it your first in the que ??
08 August 2006, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
All sounds a bit sad to me!
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08 August 2006, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Knocking on your neighbour's door to raise sponsorship could be interesting 
PMSL !!I doubt many people will be taking thier sponsorship forms to work with them either
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08 August 2006, 10:24 AM
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Is it being sponsored by Kleenex or Wet Wipes ??
What are they going to do with all of the jizz afterwards ??
Windyboy.
What are they going to do with all of the jizz afterwards ??
Windyboy.
08 August 2006, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by windyboy
Is it being sponsored by Kleenex or Wet Wipes ??
What are they going to do with all of the jizz afterwards ??
Windyboy.
What are they going to do with all of the jizz afterwards ??
Windyboy.
(old 80's Myth for the youngsters on here
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Originally Posted by Paul3446
The conversation would be.
"Hello, would you like to sponsor me, I've been practising, so sorry if the sponsorship forms are stuck together!"
"Hello, would you like to sponsor me, I've been practising, so sorry if the sponsorship forms are stuck together!"
08 August 2006, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
I can't believe something like this would be aloud!?..
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08 August 2006, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Marc Almond was seen waving his hand in the air when the question arose.
(old 80's Myth for the youngsters on here)
(old 80's Myth for the youngsters on here
)so it's a myth?
I heard he guzzled a pint of pineapple chunk and needed a stomach pump?
08 August 2006, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
so it's a myth?
I heard he guzzled a pint of pineapple chunk and needed a stomach pump?
I heard he guzzled a pint of pineapple chunk and needed a stomach pump?
08 August 2006, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you ********** and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the
08 August 2006, 12:38 PM
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I can just imagine the interviewer for the local news team...
"So, how did you get here today?"
"I came on the Tube"
"You couldn't wait then."
"So, how did you get here today?"
"I came on the Tube"
"You couldn't wait then."
08 August 2006, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by TonyG
I can just imagine the interviewer for the local news team...
"So, how did you get here today?"
"I came on the Tube"
"You couldn't wait then."
"So, how did you get here today?"
"I came on the Tube"
"You couldn't wait then."
TonyG, back on form
09 August 2006, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Whoa, I like a tommy tank as much (if not more) than the next but I dont want to share it with a load on Cockerneys.
Fruedan slip?
