dont think she,s too happy :D:D
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dont think she,s too happy :D:D
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its the same round here. I live in the countryside and these people who own big posh cars think they own the roads, so ive started to keep, lets just say, out the way of the hedges, as to try and hit there wing mirrors
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Originally Posted by Peanuts
can someone please paste the humourous text from the link.
Blocked at w**k by websence. cijnts
Blocked at w**k by websence. cijnts
Slightly bruised, Red, 1995 Seat Toledo, had fight with £200k Bentley Continental...came away with a broken wing and a sore eye (Bentley had plastic surgery to the tune of £15k).
Can disclose where Bentley lives for a fee, just in case you fancy ramming it up the @rse, torching it, or generally causing grief to it's absolute t*sser of an owner who is totally unaware of the width of his MASSIVE automobile on a country lane.
No tax, no MOT, no hub caps and needs new front tyres....BUT....NEW CLUTCH, NEW EXHAUST AND NEW BRAKES and free replacement wing in retro black, and I'll throw in an air freshener!
Power steering, 4 fully wind-downable windows and 1 fully working sunroof.
No tyre kickers please...or Bloomfields, or Bentley drivers, or t*ssers with stupid moustaches who lord it up on country lanes of a January afternoon...or their wives!
Car is currently parked on my Mother's drive in Newport, South Wales and I need a quick sale because 'this car is in my way and I can't get my orange bin out to tidy my garden' (to be said in comedy Welsh accent!).
Mileage currently stands at 100616. It has half a tank of fuel in it, I've never had a problem starting it.
It has:
NEW BRAKES
NEW CLUTCH
NEW EXHAUST
There is a new wing and headlight in the boot, but I really can't be @rsed with it anymore as I am now driving my mum's old car.
I like this car, but it got squashed and I don't have the time to nurse it....do you?
Ah yes, and the Toledo sales pitch....you can fit two washing machines in the boot!
I've slept in it and moved house in it...twice!
Purchase this car and feel safe in the knowledge that if you find yourself in a fight with a Bentley, you will win and the Bentley will limp away all battered and bruised. I wish I had a photo to show you, it really was a classic!
Contact me on 07974 712234 to discuss.
Message me with any questions or comments.
It's been off the road since August 2005, but has been started weekly. MOT ran out in April 2006, nothing to note from last MOT. Vehicle is declared SORN at my mum's address.
All documents and 2 keys in hand.
Available to pick up Saturday August 12th and/or Sunday 13th.
Many thanks for taking the time to read my rant.
IT NEEDS TO GO!
Have a good day y'all!
Naomi x
p.s: I can e-mail more piccies if you like, just drop me a message.
Can disclose where Bentley lives for a fee, just in case you fancy ramming it up the @rse, torching it, or generally causing grief to it's absolute t*sser of an owner who is totally unaware of the width of his MASSIVE automobile on a country lane.
No tax, no MOT, no hub caps and needs new front tyres....BUT....NEW CLUTCH, NEW EXHAUST AND NEW BRAKES and free replacement wing in retro black, and I'll throw in an air freshener!
Power steering, 4 fully wind-downable windows and 1 fully working sunroof.
No tyre kickers please...or Bloomfields, or Bentley drivers, or t*ssers with stupid moustaches who lord it up on country lanes of a January afternoon...or their wives!
Car is currently parked on my Mother's drive in Newport, South Wales and I need a quick sale because 'this car is in my way and I can't get my orange bin out to tidy my garden' (to be said in comedy Welsh accent!).
Mileage currently stands at 100616. It has half a tank of fuel in it, I've never had a problem starting it.
It has:
NEW BRAKES
NEW CLUTCH
NEW EXHAUST
There is a new wing and headlight in the boot, but I really can't be @rsed with it anymore as I am now driving my mum's old car.
I like this car, but it got squashed and I don't have the time to nurse it....do you?
Ah yes, and the Toledo sales pitch....you can fit two washing machines in the boot!
I've slept in it and moved house in it...twice!
Purchase this car and feel safe in the knowledge that if you find yourself in a fight with a Bentley, you will win and the Bentley will limp away all battered and bruised. I wish I had a photo to show you, it really was a classic!
Contact me on 07974 712234 to discuss.
Message me with any questions or comments.
It's been off the road since August 2005, but has been started weekly. MOT ran out in April 2006, nothing to note from last MOT. Vehicle is declared SORN at my mum's address.
All documents and 2 keys in hand.
Available to pick up Saturday August 12th and/or Sunday 13th.
Many thanks for taking the time to read my rant.
IT NEEDS TO GO!
Have a good day y'all!
Naomi x
p.s: I can e-mail more piccies if you like, just drop me a message.
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