A joke for you (i'm bored!)
04 August 2006, 01:01 PM
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A joke for you (i'm bored!)
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along
the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each
one wish" says the genie.
The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales."
With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever made
fertile for farming.
The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that
no one can come into our precious country.
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around
France.
The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and
nothing can get in or out."
The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each
one wish" says the genie.
The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales."
With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever made
fertile for farming.
The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that
no one can come into our precious country.
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around
France.
The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and
nothing can get in or out."
The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
04 August 2006, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by rik1471
i was at a cash point the other day and an old lady asked me to check her balance....
so i pushed her over.
so i pushed her over.
like it, short and sweet!
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