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Now at 1st I thought she was a bit cuckoo, but then it turns out it looks like a scam

there is more (much shorter, but a follow on from this)

joanne says:
Someone has been sending me e mails...
Andy says:
who has been sending you emails?
Andy says:
im confused babes
joanne says:
I don t know
joanne says:
she claims to be your wife
Andy says:
that will be erica then
Andy says:
my ex wife
joanne says:
Mr Mann said he has been calling you...
joanne says:
and you re not picking your calls
Andy says:
sorry been busy with work leaving my phone in the truck
Andy says:
what is it about
joanne says:
About my money
joanne says:
What is the problem with your wife?
Andy says:
what am i doing about the money, your not having 2nd thougts about it are u
joanne says:
well no...
joanne says:
But hunny...you know i loved you...
joanne says:
I understand you have to be with your family
joanne says:
And if that really makes you happy
joanne says:
Then you can go ahead
Andy says:
she is with someone else
joanne says:
All i want is for you to be happy
joanne says:
But you told me you re going back to her in your e mail
Andy says:
and i am divorced again now
Andy says:
i didnt say i was going back to her
Andy says:
i said i want her back, but she has moved in with someone else now
Andy says:
we have been seperated for 6 months
Andy says:
how can you love me after this length o time
Andy says:
the reason she left me is because i raped her and beat the kids
joanne says:
Yeah i know
joanne says:
But you said you can take her back
Andy says:
i want her back and my 2 kids i have 1 other kid as well
Andy says:
from my 1st marriage
joanne says:
Okay
Andy says:
and i dont understand how you can love someone like me
joanne says:
Hunny
joanne says:
why not?
joanne says:
You re special
Andy says:
because of how i am
Andy says:
i am a control freak, and possesive, and i cant stop lying
Andy says:
what makes you think im special after the thigs ive done
Andy says:
i raped my wife
Andy says:
and was bad to my kids
Andy says:
and tried to drown myself
Andy says:
i cant hide money for you, i will use it for my own gain, and waste it on anything and everything
joanne says:
My money?
Andy says:
yes
joanne says:
So you re going to take my money??
joanne says:
calm down
Andy says:
i have never paid my wives anything for them or my kids
joanne says:
I don t understan d what you re saying
joanne says:
so?
Andy says:
any money i get i use for my own gain, and dont care about anyone else even my own kids
Andy says:
i am calm hunny
Andy says:
it meant nothing when i saw you, i was using you
joanne says:
Okay
Andy says:
u must hate me now
joanne says:
Really?
joanne says:
what for?
joanne says:
what were u using me for?
Andy says:
for the things ive done and for the money
joanne says:
You were using me???
joanne says:
for what money?
Andy says:
YES how many times!
Andy says:
i dont love you
Andy says:
all the chats and emails meant nothing
Andy says:
we've only met twice and nottingham is 2 far
Andy says:
but 20 grand is a lot of money
Andy says:
no reason i should want to see you
Andy says:
you were just convenient
joanne says:
So you re taking my 20 grand?
Andy says:
why not i need it
joanne says:
lol
joanne says:
You know you can t...
Andy says:
why cant i
joanne says:
HUNNY...MY LIFE IS GONE
Andy says:
why
Andy says:
im a fake i wanted the 20grand for myself so i could leave the country
Andy says:
with my wife and kids
joanne says:
Hunny
joanne says:
why would you want to do this to me?
Andy says:
because i still love my ex wife
joanne says:
yes i know
joanne says:
but i m not agains t it
Andy says:
and i am a fake and i want her
Andy says:
and your money
joanne says:
Yes Andy....
joanne says:
But for sure you know you can t have my money
joanne says:
Bab y....I worked years for the money
Andy says:
why cant i, there must be a way
joanne says:
Okay
joanne says:
would you atleast send me half???
joanne says:
Please
joanne says:
So i can leave here
joanne says:
And i will keep the rest
joanne says:
I promise to stay off you and your family
joanne says:
I just want you to be happy
Andy says:
i dont love you and i never have
joanne says:
Okay
joanne says:
You don t have to love me before you can help hunny
Andy says:
cant u find someone else to help with the money
joanne says:
No hunny
joanne says:
Only my aun ty
joanne says:
And she is very sick now
joanne says:
Baby...
joanne says:
In the package i sent to yo u...
joanne says:
Some other letters re in it that i want you to send
joanne says:
those letters re to ppl that can help look for my aunty when i get back
joanne says:
Are you there?
Andy says:
why cant u just put the money in your account
joanne says:
I don t have an account hunny
joanne says:
I told you before
Andy says:
why not just get one
joanne says:
How?
joanne says:
Hunny....
joanne says:
I have records of all what you have been typing
Andy says:
its easy to get a bank account
joanne says:
Not from here hunny
Andy says:
turn history off then hunny
joanne says:
So what will happen now?
Andy says:
i dont know
Andy says:
where are you now
joanne says:
What will you do when you get my package?
joanne says:
I m at the hotel
Andy says:
which one
joanne says:
Jarvis Hotel
Andy says:
have you sent the package
joanne says:
Y es
joanne says:
today
Andy says:
why do u need to leave here
joanne says:
How do you mean?
joanne says:
Leave where?
Andy says:
i dont know what i will do with the package
joanne says:
But i already told yo u...
joanne says:
what to do
Andy says:
you said for me to send half the money back so you can leave here
joanne says:
Not half...
joanne says:
Just about few
Andy says:
but where will you go then
joanne says:
To my home in essex
Andy says:
it wont get u far,
joanne says:
Y es hunny
joanne says:
you can take what i m owin g you then send me like so me part of the money
Andy says:
what do you owe me now
Andy says:
after all i have said
joanne says:
I m not sure
joanne says:
About 900
Andy says:
i should have give that money to my wife and kids not to you
joanne says:
Bab y...what you said doesn t matter
joanne says:
It is what you feel
Andy says:
it dies to me and i feel nothing for you
joanne says:
why hunny?
Andy says:
because youre easy
joanne says:
Why would you give to your wife what is not hers...
Andy says:
i'm telling you what i'm going to do and you still want to give me the money
joanne says:
Your heart is hers...
Andy says:
because i have negleted them all
joanne says:
And no one c an take it
joanne says:
That is why i think it is best for you to go to her
joanne says:
I m not forcing you to come with me hunny
Andy says:
i have had a lot of money off her in the past thst i still owe her and shes struggling now because of me
joanne says:
How much do youowe her?
Andy says:
i never even got them xmas presents and theyre my life
Andy says:
over 1200
joanne says:
1200pounds/?
Andy says:
yes
joanne says:
Okay
Andy says:
so it is hers
joanne says:
You can give her out of my money then
Andy says:
what are you on?
joanne says:
I sent her an e mail
Andy says:
why?
joanne says:
To know her beter
joanne says:
I told her i liked you
Andy says:
you had no reason to do that i told you ow i feel about her not you
joanne says:
But it is better if she has you
Andy says:
i dont think she will want to know
Andy says:
too many years behind us
joanne says:
She told me she would rep ly
joanne says:
Hunny....
Andy says:
why would she do that
joanne says:
don t you want to help me any more?
joanne says:
I know she would reply
Andy says:
look, i have used you, i don't care about you and never have so you may as well just forget it
joanne says:
What about my money?
joanne says:
won t you send me any out of it at all?
Andy says:
cancell the lawyer and find someone else
joanne says:
Forget the lawyer now
joanne says:
Baby....
Andy says:
stop calling me baby
joanne says:
What will you do with my money now?
joanne says:
Sorry
Andy says:
hmm, new beemer?
joanne says:
?
Andy says:
another bmw
Andy says:
and i'll run abroad with my wife
joanne says:
Okay
joanne says:

joanne says:
What about the rest of my letters?
Andy says:
sad faces don't work with me
Andy says:
i'll bin them or something
joanne says:
Why not just send them for me...
joanne says:
?
joanne says:
They all have their addressed
Andy says:
why shud i i have been useing you i told you
joanne says:
I f that is only what you can do for me
joanne says:
Yes
joanne says:
But it doesn t matter
Andy says:
why couldn't you just send them yourself if they're addressed
joanne says:
They will take years to get there
joanne says:
And that is if it does
Andy says:
why
joanne says:
The postal service here is bad
joanne says:
Hunny
Andy says:
what is the difference between u sending them and me
joanne says:
I trusted you
joanne says:
You re sending it in uk
joanne says:
and i m sendi ng it from africa
joanne says:
the letters re all going to uk\
Andy says:
but you have sent me a parcel why would that be safer
joanne says:
Because it was sent via ups
Andy says:
right
joanne says:
and sending each with ups is expencive
joanne says:
So i had to send it all to you..
Andy says:
the letters could hve gone by ups 2
joanne says:
then you mail it for me from there
Andy says:
you trust people to easy
joanne says:
Not ppl hunny
joanne says:
i trust you
joanne says:
Not just any one
Andy says:
well, you shouldn't
joanne says:
Why not?
joanne says:
you lied to me
Andy says:
yes, i lie to everyonme
joanne says:
I didn t lie to you
Andy says:
yeah right
joanne says:
Andy
Andy says:
wot
joanne says:
I want you to do o ne last favour for me
Andy says:
what now?
joanne says:
Help me send the letters
Andy says:
you want 2 much
joanne says:
So i don t die in africa
joanne says:
Pls
Andy says:
why will you die
Andy says:
where in africa are you?
joanne says:
I m begging you in the name of the love you have for your wife and kids
joanne says:
You know
Andy says:
i forgot, busy with work and not much sleep
joanne says:
But you sent money
Andy says:
yes
Andy says:
how do i know this isn't all a con
Andy says:
you have had my 900 and expect me to have a cheque for 20 grand
Andy says:
which will probably bounce in a few weeks time
Andy says:
why will you die?
joanne says:
Baby...i will starve to death\
joanne says:
Andy
Andy says:
how?
joanne says:
No money to feed
Andy says:
but i sent you 900
Andy says:
what did you do with that?
joanne says:
it is gone hunny
Andy says:
i should hve give it my wife not you
joanne says:
i used it for food and medications
Andy says:
i still think your cheque will bounce in a few weeks
Andy says:
whos paying for the hotel if you got no money
Andy says:
well?
joanne says:

Andy says:

joanne says:
Hello
Andy says:
hello
joanne says:
So Andy
Andy says:
i asked you who's paying for the hotel if you got no money
joanne says:
That is why i need some money Andy
Andy says:
i don't think the money will clear, or if it does it will bounce after it has been withdrawn
joanne says:
?
Andy says:
you know what i mean

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
well?

joanne says:
What do you mean?
joanne says:
So what is the deal?
Andy says:
you had my 900 and want me to put a cheque for 20 grand in my account and send it back after it has been sent then i will end up with nothing
joanne says:
No \
joanne says:
I neve r said that
joanne says:
I said you will be sending me just 1500 out of it
joanne says:
and i will collect the rest when i come to uk

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
i don't think the money will clear, or if it does it will bounce after it has been withdrawn

Andy says:
when will that b
joanne says:
As soon as i pay the hotel
joanne says:
In 24 hours i will be in gatwick
Andy says:
how can you stay there if you not able to pay it?
Andy says:
well don't expect me to meet you
joanne says:
If i get the cash from my cheque today
joanne says:
then i should be home by 2 days after
joanne says:
I have been p aying for it until i lost my job
joanne says:
told you i lost my job
Andy says:
your fault then
joanne says:
It is okay if you re not coming
Andy says:
why did you go back to africa if this is the case?
joanne says:
So what is you p lans then?
joanne says:
I was where when i lost my job
Andy says:
to run off with my ex i told you
joanne says:
And this is my firt time here
joanne says:
first *
joanne says:
Yes ...
joanne says:
but won t you send me any?
Andy says:
look, no point continuing any of this, you had my 900 and used me so now i use you
Andy says:
so if you die out there so what
joanne says:
I never u sed you
joanne says:
i swear\
Andy says:
all your sloppy emails ha
Andy says:
it was funny reading your mails and replying, leading you on
joanne says:
So will you atleast mail the letters?
Andy says:
you have never meant a thing so i don't know how i could be so spetial to u
Andy says:
depends wot mood i'm in
joanne says:
Okay
joanne says:
Email me to update me pls
Andy says:
whatever
joanne says:
Good luck with your familt
joanne says:
family*\
joanne says:
I wish you succes
Andy says:
i'm not speaking to your lawyer
joanne says:
Ok
Andy says:
you can rot
joanne says:
I m not sure he is still calling you...
Andy says:
ok
Andy says:
i never want to hear from you again, get ups to cancell the parcel
joanne says:
How?
joanne says:
They will not do that ....
Andy says:
get in touch with ups, tell them to return it!
joanne says:
It is too late Andy
Andy says:
i am a courrier, i know how it works
joanne says:
Why didn t you tell me this before?
Andy says:
it was funny
joanne says:
That is not ho w it works here
Andy says:
oh yes, nothing works right there now does it
Andy says:
speak to ups in uk then
joanne says:
But then it will be in uk already
joanne says:
Andy
Andy says:
6 or 8 weeks the cheque will be bounced
joanne says:
can you just do the f avour of helpin g me send the letters
Andy says:
why should i?
joanne says:
And return the cheques to me?
joanne says:
Just a favou r pls
Andy says:
so you can send them to someone else and get the money?
Andy says:
i want my money back
joanne says:
Yes hunny
joanne says:
the only way i can pay you back is if i come cash it my self
joanne says:
since you don t want to help me any more
Andy says:
you tell me why i should
joanne says:
Baby....i don t thing you should because you said you have been lying to me
Andy says:
i told you you don't mean a thing
joanne says:
If you were real hunny...then i would say because we need to be together
Andy says:
there you go then
joanne says:
Yes that is what i m saying
Andy says:
i don't need you at all i love erica
Andy says:
always have always will
joanne says:
Yes
joanne says:
I understand
joanne says:
That is best for you...
Andy says:
doesn't matter who she's with i will wait forever for her, she's beautiful i love her 2 much
joanne says:
I just want you to be happy
Andy says:
i will be when i get my wife and kids back
Andy says:
not interested in tramps like you
joanne says:
Okay
joanne says:
I m sure you will
joanne says:
Okay
joanne says:
Andy...
Andy says:
what now
joanne says:
I have to go now....
Andy says:
good bye then
joanne says:
I m so sorry if i have caused you anything
Andy says:
well, you have made me laugh with your lovey dovey emails
joanne says:
But don t worry
Andy says:
i want my wife back, not you
Andy says:
why should i worry
Andy says:
i won't starve i got plenty of meat on me
joanne says:
Okay
joanne says:
Bye for now Andy
joanne says:
But please
Andy says:
forever more like
joanne says:
just help me post the letters when you get them...
Andy says:
thanks for a laugh#
joanne says:
and you can send the cheque back
Andy says:
and my 900?
joanne says:
e mail me when you get the parcel
joanne says:
Okay?
Andy says:
whatever
joanne says:
You can keep the cheque
joanne says:
and i will collect it when i come
Andy says:
you just told me to send it back
joanne says:
then i will pay you back
joanne says:
I promise
joanne says:
Yes
joanne says:
you can also hold it
Andy says:
i don't want to see you
joanne says:
as a collateral
joanne says:
Yes
joanne says:
I m not coming to see you any more
Andy says:
should i get police involved?
Andy says:
good
Andy says:
tramp
joanne says:
Just need to make sure i pay you back your money
Andy says:
i doubt i will get it
joanne says:
I will pay you
Andy says:
i never want to see or hear from you again, got it?
joanne says:
I promise
joanne says:
Okay
Andy says:
your just a silly slapper
joanne says:
e mail me to know what happen...after you get the letter
joanne says:
bye
Andy says:
f*ck off then
joanne says:
ok
Andy says:
good
joanne says:
God bless you!
Andy says:
we done now?
joanne says:
And may God reward you for everything
Andy says:
i'm sure he will
Andy says:
you sad bitch
joanne says:
Amen
joanne says:
You re insulting me?
Andy says:
not into religious types im a atheist
Andy says:
wow you just noticed?
Andy says:
you really are a w*nker
Andy says:
did i break youre little bitty heart?
Andy says:
like i care i told you i don't care bout anything
joanne says:
No you didn t
joanne says:
you just made it stronger
Andy says:
you stupid cow
joanne says:
He who lives by a gun die by a gun
Andy says:
why would i want you youre nothing on my wife
Andy says:
shes beautiful
Andy says:
and yonger than you
joanne says:
yes beautifull...
Andy says:
i may wear glasses and have no teeth and fat but youre just plain stupid
Andy says:
and 900 better off
Andy says:
f*cking bitch
Andy says:
you have a f*nny like a bucket
joanne says:
BUT I M NOT A LIAR
joanne says:
BYE
Andy says:
off you go then SL*G

Suresh

(in case that was funny)

(in case it wasn't)

D.K.1

Took a while to read (but worth it)

But......... WTF!!!!???!!!



FPMSL though

StickyMicky

LMAO


no chance i am reading all thart TBH

fatherpierre

Nodded of after 4 lines.

Is it any good?

warrenm2

lifes too short to read all that