mouse in house.
29 June 2006, 12:57 AM
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mouse in house.
ive just looked up from writing crap on here and what do i see
A flamming mouse in my house.
I tryed to catch it with my collender and whacked it on the head by mistake and killed the poor little bugger
I feel really crap now
A flamming mouse in my house.
I tryed to catch it with my collender and whacked it on the head by mistake and killed the poor little bugger I feel really crap now
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29 June 2006, 01:13 AM
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i was trying to trap it in the collender and it head poped out whilst i put it over it.
Im a killer
It was trying to attack me first tho.....
Im a killer
It was trying to attack me first tho.....
29 June 2006, 01:20 AM
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You are a killer alright.
You will be in a frying pan when you finally end up in hell
There will be that mouse sitting on a throne,showing his sharp teeth,laughing his head off and saying-"Ha,ha!I shall fry you until you are nice and crispy.Then I will chuck you into Muppets to the vultures"
You will be in a frying pan when you finally end up in hell
There will be that mouse sitting on a throne,showing his sharp teeth,laughing his head off and saying-"Ha,ha!I shall fry you until you are nice and crispy.Then I will chuck you into Muppets to the vultures"
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29 June 2006, 01:26 AM
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nnoooooooooo please not the muppets. is there a mouse god i can prey to and try a get forgiveness?
Have you had these visions before turbo?
cause it was quite a good description.
Have you had these visions before turbo?
cause it was quite a good description.
29 June 2006, 01:30 AM
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You don't know much about my visions but you will!Sooner or,later
I know that God Ganesh sits on a tiny mouse or a rat despite of being really fat
That mouse is sacred too.Never a baddy
The one you killed will be,though
I know that God Ganesh sits on a tiny mouse or a rat despite of being really fat
That mouse is sacred too.Never a baddy
The one you killed will be,though
29 June 2006, 01:35 AM
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im either getting really tired or you really are spouting some crap tonight
I feel bad about the mouse it squeeled when i trapped its little tail. I think i need threapy.
I feel bad about the mouse it squeeled when i trapped its little tail. I think i need threapy.
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29 June 2006, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by watto52
>im either getting really tired or you really are spouting some crap tonight
I feel bad about the mouse it squeeled when i trapped its little tail. I think i need threapy.
I feel bad about the mouse it squeeled when i trapped its little tail. I think i need threapy.
You do threap alright.I can threap you for that
BTW, i feel sorry for the mouse
Not you
29 June 2006, 02:07 AM
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but but, i didnt mean to kill the little thing. it was an accident.
I wanted it to survive and do things that mouses do. What do they do?
I didnt mean any harm in what i wrote im just a bit slow at times.
I wanted it to survive and do things that mouses do. What do they do?
I didnt mean any harm in what i wrote im just a bit slow at times.
29 June 2006, 07:05 AM
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keep snakes as pets - you'll never have another rodent in your house then
29 June 2006, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by watto52
I tried to catch it with my collender and whacked it on the head by mistake and killed the poor little bugger ...
I feel bad about the mouse it squeeled when i trapped its little tail.
I feel bad about the mouse it squeeled when i trapped its little tail.
So which was it, I don't think we're seeing the whole truth What were you going to do once it was trapped under the collander? Get down to the hardware shop and buy some proper traps.
29 June 2006, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
We have got a mouse which lives under the washing machine. He comes out at night and Mrs Leslie gives him some cheese to eat !
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29 June 2006, 01:08 PM
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And they just arent that into cheese, Strawberry Nutri Grain did the trick when we got overrun with the buggers, humane trap was all we had, got p1ssed off with taking them for a walk and letting them go so took to flushing them down the bog, cruel but effective, I was all animal friendly at the time but when one falls out of the ceral box when you have your breakfast, its war.
I know how you are feeling, you will get over it, however,
Had to dispatch a wood Pigeon the other day, young one, cat victim, badly mauled. Picked it up, inspected it and it was deciding where to put it in terms of a box, then I realised it would just die slowly and painfully, considered the RSPCA but to be honest it was fooked so I wrung its neck there and then, it had more life left in it than I thought and it made me feel sick with all the crunching but it did the trick, just hope none of the neighbours were looking out !
Felt **** at work all day thinking about it, I think I surprised myself.
I know how you are feeling, you will get over it, however,
Had to dispatch a wood Pigeon the other day, young one, cat victim, badly mauled. Picked it up, inspected it and it was deciding where to put it in terms of a box, then I realised it would just die slowly and painfully, considered the RSPCA but to be honest it was fooked so I wrung its neck there and then, it had more life left in it than I thought and it made me feel sick with all the crunching but it did the trick, just hope none of the neighbours were looking out !
Felt **** at work all day thinking about it, I think I surprised myself.
30 June 2006, 11:54 AM
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You will want to find where the mouse got into the house otherwise went it comes to autumn winter time you will get loads more. I had the problem with mice getting in but it stopped when I plugged the hole with wire mesh and some expanding foam they tried to eat through the foam but it then fell silent.
they tried to eat through the foam but it then fell silent.
30 June 2006, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
We have got a mouse which lives under the washing machine. He comes out at night and Mrs Leslie gives him some cheese to eat !
Les
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in India.He lived in our garden under a guava tree.My mum used to give him a bowl of milk every day.He sorted all the rats and mice out in our area
We were not to blame either.If one holy creature kills another holy creature,not our fault.
But this Watto is going to be punished up there for killing an innocent mouse!
30 June 2006, 02:33 PM
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Im a bloke. I think, ive got ***** and ****
Any how will i suffer a bad after life now. Sent to mouse heaven being totured with collenders?
Any how will i suffer a bad after life now. Sent to mouse heaven being totured with collenders?
30 June 2006, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby.Newbie
At least you know you aint got rats, yet !
depends what the bloody cats fancy bringing in.
