aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, thats evil. looks like the mouse in my........hold on, its not is it?

 

I used to get mice in the house when I lived in Cornwall, but now in Dorset have one that helps himself to the food I put out for the birds but never comes near the house, I think they must just be more independant the futher north you go, can anyone from Nottingham or above confirm that their mice just stand at the bottom on the garden in winter in a vest looking hard?

 

that is no mouse... if it 'was' it would be the Daddy of all mice.... found it cowering at the rear of our garden yesterday afternoon after my dawg had cornered it, give it a few freindly 'taps' so I dispatched the verminous little ****** with a spade..
(killed the rat, too )

 

im in cumbria........western lake distric and moved from notts.
The mice in notts sell drugs and use guns up here there just pretty thick

 

Your a killer too

 

Bloodlust is a wondrous (sp) thing

 

That mouse isn't dead.....it's just resting !!

cue John Cleese.....LOL

 

will be dead when i get my collender out

 

he werent , he was 'flying'

end of spade quick look to see if coast was clear, wheeeee.. back to whence he came.. my house overlooks a country park, so we get alsorts, bloody hodgepigs , maggies, vermin, foxes.. assorted cats and dogs.. they all end up in the trees

 

A family of "meeces" have been living off the bird seed in my shed for the last few months, and being as untidy as I am, they'd been climbing into this big plastic tub where the food was, via all the wrappers.

One afternoon, I tidied up. The meece didn't know that though, and 3 of them still dived into the tub, expecting to get out...

They couldn't. When I next went into the shed, I spotted one in the tub that looked as though it were sleeping. It was, permanently. Then the gruesome bit became clear. Also in the tub was the skeleton of a mouse, and the half-eaten remains of another.

Grim

 

cool,.. survival of the fittest ( or not as the case may be) nature at its most pure

 

Hectic

I back onto some fields as well........one night tidying up in the garden in the dark I thought I'd score a goal with one of the footballs left by my 10 year old..........only it had spines.....eeeek !!

Midlife.....

 

Since then, I have caught 5 in my humane trap, and released them all into the fields, about 2 miles from my house.



In a jar... trapped

 

looks like he sh1tting himself.

 

Just realised he was s'posed to be meeting Nottingham mouse and he aint gonna make it, you'd be scared as well.

 

Nottingham mouse has been arrested y the mouse police for dealing.tut tut

 

almost did that one night.. it moved just as pulled back my leg....

 

 

never speakin to watto again

 

it was an accident. I didnt mean to kill it. It wouldve got eaten by my cats anyways.

 

poor mouse

we got them when next door moved his shed in his back garden but set up traps and caught a few, a few years ago when my mum had a normal job there was a woman who was a right bitch and i found this mouse in a trap in the morning so i put it in a plastic bag and took it to where my mum worked and put it in this womans mop bucket she pure **** herself screaming it was funny as anything

 

yes.... its called the food chain!

Not only did you callously (sp) murder a poor lickle mouse (probably still breast feeding) you deprived your puddys of a decent meal

p.s. don't suppose you fancy adding one or more to the collection do you? I may have to rehome mine

 

puddys or mice? I dont think id be that good at looking after mice.

 

cats

hmmmm my cats like catching frogs.... s'pose you'd rip their bluddy legs off

 

nah, just run them over.
I cant take anymore cats, just not enough rom with all the animal carcases around

 

you can go off a person

 

I love you brum

 

gerroff yer soppy wet lummox

 

still love you

 

i am loved by a mouse killer.

enthalled just aint the word Im looking for