Its kot no2
25 June 2006, 09:09 PM
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Its kot no2
Ok its no 2 
have been scared to death of being a daddy right until 11:55 last night ,when my gf gave birth to a gorgoeus baby boy (without her ginger hair) when I saw him bought into this world and I know though that i would gladly die for him without question even knowing him for less than a day, bugger my car this is the thing ps this is my 1st
good evening,well my gf gave birth to a beautiful baby boy yesterday,unfortunately my clutch failed on the way to hospital, which I was relying on you to replace, and unfortunately I had to sell my run around due to the mot expiring. Any doubts to this story I will e mail you the pictures techniclutch
have been scared to death of being a daddy right until 11:55 last night ,when my gf gave birth to a gorgoeus baby boy (without her ginger hair) when I saw him bought into this world and I know though that i would gladly die for him without question even knowing him for less than a day, bugger my car this is the thing ps this is my 1stgood evening,well my gf gave birth to a beautiful baby boy yesterday,unfortunately my clutch failed on the way to hospital, which I was relying on you to replace, and unfortunately I had to sell my run around due to the mot expiring. Any doubts to this story I will e mail you the pictures techniclutch
tbh have been scared up until now, and was apprehensive. Once you see your first child though
25 June 2006, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
ps technicultch, I bought a clutch of him over a week ago and he did not deliver,or reply to my questions. So understand my anger when my car breaks down on the way to hospital
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25 June 2006, 09:39 PM
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oh, Turdy, he's gorgeous and he is not ginger
!! Congratulations to you and your GF
Have you chosen a name for him yet?
25 June 2006, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by hectic
congrats Fella...
*understand your anger about the motor, too*
*understand your anger about the motor, too
*Thank you
Ps This is my 1st Kid and many thanks to the people with good wishes and I will be working ott to support him. But imagine the frustaition when someone promises you a new clutch, fails to deliver and still takes your money
25 June 2006, 09:43 PM
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He's beautiful. Seems lots of people I know are pregnant or just had babies.
Congratulations on a life never the same again
BTW, get her wed
Congratulations on a life never the same again
BTW, get her wed
25 June 2006, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
oh, Turdy, he's gorgeous and he is not ginger !! Congratulations to you and your GFHave you chosen a name for him yet?
25 June 2006, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobywagonGl
Let the mrs change the first few nappies 
Oh and he is tougher than you think they generally bounce
Oh and he is tougher than you think
they generally bounce Been told they are are tough but beware of the neck
and I changed the 1st nappy, boy it is a funny colour. Guess you are a pro at this?
25 June 2006, 10:08 PM
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Just make sure his head is supported and you will be fine KOT
Ooh and watch out when you do change his nappy. My son wazzed straight up in the air. I remember puting my finger on his little bits, to point it into the new open nappy
Don't tell him I told you, he will kill me
Ooh and watch out when you do change his nappy. My son wazzed straight up in the air. I remember puting my finger on his little bits, to point it into the new open nappy
Don't tell him I told you, he will kill me
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
I really thank everyone for there kind words If you knew me I would have thought I would have been the least maternal person till now
If you knew me I would have thought I would have been the least maternal person till now
25 June 2006, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Just make sure his head is supported and you will be fine KOT
Ooh and watch out when you do change his nappy. My son wazzed straight up in the air. I remember puting my finger on his little bits, to point it into the new open nappy
Don't tell him I told you, he will kill me
Ooh and watch out when you do change his nappy. My son wazzed straight up in the air. I remember puting my finger on his little bits, to point it into the new open nappy
Don't tell him I told you, he will kill me
I missed the little boy fountain by one nappy change..phew!!
26 June 2006, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Congrats, Turdy. It's quite an eye-popping moment when they're born, isn't it?
and for someone who is supposed to love me so much she didn't half call me some names when she was popping him out
26 June 2006, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by hectic
Kids change your 'perspective' in life , fella.. they really do
Sure do
never knew I would feel like I do until now, but the £500 I had for a new stereo is going on clothes for him now, and whats left will go in to his account so he can support ,feed and change me when I am old and bald
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Been told they are are tough but beware of the neck and I changed the 1st nappy, boy it is a funny colour. Guess you are a pro at this?
and I changed the 1st nappy, boy it is a funny colour. Guess you are a pro at this? but I work in childcare. After a little while getting used to it, then it will all come naturally to you and you will wonder what you were ever worried about.