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Old 09 June 2006, 10:58 AM
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Its not that drastic but really annoyed me into taking action.

I was at the pub last night and as I won't be getting my Scooby Type R back until Early July I was in My brand spanking new Leon.

Had a few drinks in the pub gone to get something to eat and then went back to put my blazer and sun glasses in the car when I notice a rubbish Rover 200 (Old model) parked rather close to my car on the passenger side. I'm thinking how the hell did he get out of his driver side??

I go for a closer look and see that he/she has chipped some paint off my door. Seeing red I go and ask the landlord to see who owns that car as I'd like a word.

Anyway a few hours later I remind the landlord that I'm still waiting. He goes for another look but no-one seems to own this wreck.

OK then. As I'm leaving I pull out of the parking bay get out of my car and proceeded to rip off his/her wiper stalks.

I'm not usually like this but they really peed me off.

Some people have no respect for other peoples property and I suppose neither did I in that instance.

I'm not saying I was in the right here but thought I'd share this.

I tell you what unless they were a typical Snetter user (7ft10, 20 stone, all muscle) I would have given them a slap or two.

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Old 09 June 2006, 11:39 AM
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Naughty, naughty

Have been tempted to carry out some retribution myself in the past tbh.
Old 09 June 2006, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by ESH
OK then. As I'm leaving I pull out of the parking bay get out of my car and proceeded to rip off his/her wiper stalks.

Oh dear, sorry angry Esh but
Old 09 June 2006, 11:55 AM
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The Rover will never get fixed, no Rover parts and no Rover dealerships to fix it!!
Old 09 June 2006, 12:00 PM
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Hahaha.

Can't wait till it rains next!!
Old 09 June 2006, 12:07 PM
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I can't get the vision out of my head of Basil Fawlty beating the crap out of his Morris 1100 now
Old 09 June 2006, 12:15 PM
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Sounds fair enough to me mate

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Old 09 June 2006, 12:20 PM
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Similar story a couple of years back when I had my M5, a stupid cow came up a one way street and clashed drivers door mirrors. Mine took a small scrape and her entire unit came off and fell to the ground, wires and all.

She decided not to stop and accelerated away.

I thought you minky ****ing pikey bitch. So I picked the mirror up and put it in the passenger footwell, drove down to the river and chucked it in.

So 30 for me to fix mine and she is left with an illegal car and a bill for a new electric mirror and fitting.

If she had took my M5 mirror off and drove off, I would have hunted her all the way back to her caravan and burnt it to the ground, dags or no dags
Old 09 June 2006, 12:32 PM
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Had a ratty chavved up Punto park 8 inches from the drivers door of my wifes brand new car, I had parked miles away in a mostly empoty car park and the dick still parked that close, why I will never know, somebody had tried to get out and clanged the door into hers then they must have gone out through the other side.

So it got a booting, have seen it about since, still with my additions !
Old 09 June 2006, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
I can't get the vision out of my head of Basil Fawlty beating the crap out of his Morris 1100 now
Old 09 June 2006, 12:35 PM
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A few months ago I actually saw a women scratch the side of my car with a shopping trolley so I shot her in the leg, that shut her up I can tell you, the look on her face was priceless as she lay there looking up at me
Old 09 June 2006, 12:37 PM
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I hope you took the opportunity to stamp on her stupid face while she was lying there writhing in agony !
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
A few months ago I actually saw a women scratch the side of my car with a shopping trolley so I shot her in the leg, that shut her up I can tell you, the look on her face was priceless as she lay there looking up at me
Old 09 June 2006, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
A few months ago I actually saw a women scratch the side of my car with a shopping trolley so I shot her in the leg, that shut her up I can tell you, the look on her face was priceless as she lay there looking up at me
I had a jobsworth in tesco's put a notice under my wiper for parking in the parent and child space, so of course I went in and pulled down all the shelves of food, tipped the tills over and pissed in the photo processing machine and high tailed it out on a 69.99 15 speed mountain bike.
Old 09 June 2006, 12:46 PM
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wow, did you get away with it?
Old 09 June 2006, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by MJW
I hope you took the opportunity to stamp on her stupid face while she was lying there writhing in agony !
Don't be so stupid, that would have been comnpletely over the top
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Well someone's got to teach these people a lesson, and sometimes a bullet to the leg just isn't enough !
Old 09 June 2006, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by watto52
wow, did you get away with it?
Yes, but they refused to give me my clubcard points
Old 09 June 2006, 12:48 PM
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I was carrying, a bazooka
Old 09 June 2006, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
I was carrying, a bazooka
Wear one of those plastic socks next time you go swimming
Old 09 June 2006, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Yes, but they refused to give me my clubcard points
*******s!!!!!!!!
Old 09 June 2006, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Wear one of those plastic socks next time you go swimming
I'd suffocate
Old 09 June 2006, 12:53 PM
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personally, id would have waited till they got back and took the **** out of them, cause they own a rover.
Then jumped in my 600 and gone home
Old 09 June 2006, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
I'd suffocate
Thats right
Old 09 June 2006, 12:56 PM
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You don't mean that
Old 09 June 2006, 12:57 PM
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Maybe not, but it made me feel tough
Old 09 June 2006, 01:17 PM
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I have a lipstick in my handbag primed with a minature nuclear warhead for these exact situations - people really must learn about the consequences of their actions!
Old 09 June 2006, 01:24 PM
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That sounds handy DBW, what do you say to them, "drive for fifty miles and then text me your exact coordinates"?
Old 09 June 2006, 01:26 PM
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Look you muppets - give me my wallet back and **** off back to where you came from

Which one of you has got it
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I speek de polish only


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