Jokes for 40 year old birthday cards!

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26 May 2006, 04:08 PM

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Jokes for 40 year old birthday cards!

Has anyone got any funny (can be slightly offensive!) jokes about being 40 that I can put in a friends birthday card?!!

Any help would be greatly appreciated!!

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26 May 2006, 04:10 PM

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is it for a chinese person?

i am going to have a look for you now

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26 May 2006, 05:31 PM

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I sent a 40th birthday card to a bloke once that had 2 people playing tennis on it and the words:

Love 40

New ***** Please

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