Dazza01

It is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game.

Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game.

We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're sh_t and we can't be bothered".

Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldino goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldino 10 minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must
be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - Scotland 1
(Naismith 89 minutes)".

They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end and all we needed was a point!"





"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 11 minutes"

pauld37

Alas

Thats a good one mate - honest.

Nearly as good as Sven saying England can win it and that Rooney will be fit

And believe it or not, I do hope they do well. As long as Motson is not as much of a **** as usual.