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Old 17 May 2006, 04:49 PM
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No surprise there then!! She's looking at a £200 million divorce settlement
Old 17 May 2006, 04:51 PM
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bloody ell. sounds like it was all planned.
these sort of oys are becoming all to familiar now.
Old 17 May 2006, 04:51 PM
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Heard she is going to set up a splinter group
Old 17 May 2006, 04:52 PM
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Was reported in the news that her endless drinking was to blame,as she was constantly legless

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Old 17 May 2006, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Kinky
No surprise there then!! She's looking at a £200 million divorce settlement
The article I read said she could possibly get up to £200m if she really fought all through the courts for it - but suggested she wouldn't.





It would cost her an arm.
Old 17 May 2006, 06:03 PM
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What has three legs and lives on a farm?




The McCartneys.
Old 17 May 2006, 06:05 PM
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£200 million ,she wont have a leg to stand on!!

Keep them comin'

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Old 17 May 2006, 06:26 PM
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LOL @ these two publicity seeking ****** splitting up because of the fact they get too much publicity and not enough privacy

I love the way celebrities earn millions or even billions because the media gives them the catalyst into stardom they need, but then they moan because the very catalysts who put them and kept them there are still there once theyre rich enough not to give a ****...

Anyway - She shouldnt be entitled to a penny that he earnt before they married... Simple as
Old 17 May 2006, 06:36 PM
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Best story I heard of her, was when she protested in a shop against J'Lo wearing fur. In all the scrum that went on her leg fell off. Security staff looking after J'lo didn't care less, and still chucked her out.

Gold digging hussy
Old 17 May 2006, 06:38 PM
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^ Wot he said ^
Old 17 May 2006, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Abdabz

Anyway - She shouldnt be entitled to a penny that he earnt before they married... Simple as
agree completely
Old 17 May 2006, 06:57 PM
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Have heard he's settled out of court & part of the settlement includes a plane..........so she can continue to shave her leg.

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Old 17 May 2006, 07:02 PM
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i wouldent mind getting me leg over with her
Old 17 May 2006, 07:07 PM
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TAXI!!

Who's getting custody of the Twister game then?
Old 17 May 2006, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Dunk
Have heard he's settled out of court & part of the settlement includes a plane..........so she can continue to shave her leg.

D
beat me to it!

I've got no sympathy for either of them. Paul Mcartney has obviously got more money than sense, he proved that by marrying some 25yr younger EX 'escort girl' that used to shake the sheiks. It's a recipie for an expensive settlement, no doubt in a year or two he'll do it all again.
Old 17 May 2006, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by wakeboardar
i wouldent mind getting me leg over with her
Are you blind ???????????? or just on Glue ???

I'd hit her around the head with her leg, but that's all
Old 17 May 2006, 07:43 PM
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I heard the last straw was when he entered her into an *** kicking contest.

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Old 17 May 2006, 08:11 PM
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Gold digging money grabbing one legged slag, Paul deserved better than her, but that was his choice, sadly it is going to hit his bank balance for about a month or so, I as a McCartney fan saw this coming a long time ago, when Paul was married to Linda you didn't see half the news you see since he has married her, sadly I do beleive I think he married on the bounce if you like, One thing is his children will be happy now, And I hope he will be too.
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Old 17 May 2006, 08:22 PM
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On the bounce??? If he was sad, lonely, and in need of female comapany, he could have employed the services of a working lady, if not only for some superficial/temporary comfort.

err, scratch that.
Old 17 May 2006, 08:32 PM
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Old 17 May 2006, 08:37 PM
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I heard what reallly did it for paul was that she liked it up the bum-bum-bum,bum-bum-bum. Bum. Bum-bum-bum-bum.
Old 17 May 2006, 08:37 PM
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I hope he told her to hop it.
Old 17 May 2006, 08:50 PM
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Expensive mistake, not that he needs to worry (although he's a tight git apparently). Should have stopped after Linda.
Old 17 May 2006, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Should have stopped before Linda.
*Budweiser*
Old 17 May 2006, 09:12 PM
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LOL Linda was pretty cool I always thought. She was good for him too - unlike Long John Silver.
Old 17 May 2006, 09:52 PM
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at least she gets half price shoes.... should be able to buy a few with £200 million too!!
Old 18 May 2006, 12:14 AM
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It was never going to work,they are opposites.
Paul McCartney is a legend
Heather Mills hasn't got a leg end.
Old 18 May 2006, 12:16 AM
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id still do her, 1 leg or not, shes nice
Old 18 May 2006, 07:51 AM
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Well now she is footless and fancy free.

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Originally Posted by watto52
id still do her, 1 leg or not, shes nice
How kinky is that

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