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Old 12 May 2006, 01:39 PM
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Default Opening pub...what sign shall I have

Only kidding, but if I was, this sign would be in the top 5



Old 12 May 2006, 01:41 PM
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What about 'the queens legs' ?



"Are we gonna get a drink when the queens legs opens ? "

Old 12 May 2006, 01:41 PM
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Well, that doesn't breach site T&Cs, so should be safe
Old 12 May 2006, 01:44 PM
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The guy that owns that pub supposedly forced a young lady to pull her pants down and let him perform oral sex on her after the pub had shut at 1am. When it went to court he got off with all charges because it transpired that he had a late liquor licence
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Originally Posted by lightning101
The guy that owns that pub supposedly forced a young lady to pull her pants down and let him perform oral sex on her after the pub had shut at 1am. When it went to court he got off with all charges because it transpired that he had a late liquor licence
Old 12 May 2006, 01:48 PM
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Call it the "Thalidomide Arms".

Could have a photo of Jeremy Beadle on the sign too.

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Old 12 May 2006, 02:09 PM
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Everybody goes there between the hours of 9pm and 11pm though. This causes an increase in minge drinking.
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Everybody goes there between the hours of 9pm and 11pm though. This causes an increase in minge drinking.

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How about 'The Office' or 'The Gym'

As in, 'sorry dear I'll be late home as still in the office'

or

'It's Friday night so I'm going to the Gym after work'

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Originally Posted by Bartop
How about 'The Office' or 'The Gym'

As in, 'sorry dear I'll be late home as still in the office'

or

'It's Friday night so I'm going to the Gym after work'

I'm liking that
Old 12 May 2006, 07:05 PM
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Theres a gay pub in sunderland, think its called the windsor castle at the mo.

Its located on Fawcett street, aparemntly itl be closing soon for renovation and will be re opening with the name, the Fawcett Inn.
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The Venus de Milo Arms?

Old 12 May 2006, 07:38 PM
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either you lot dont read the first line or else i am losing the plot, but i am not really opening a pub

only joking u lot...great suggestions..loving the late night lickher licence (spelt right )
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