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26 April 2006, 02:28 PM
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Funny Ebay ad'
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Have a read, had me in stitches, not the description but the comments the seller makes to the buyers, what a great sense of humor
Have a read, had me in stitches, not the description but the comments the seller makes to the buyers, what a great sense of humor
26 April 2006, 03:01 PM
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Thats the best ebay ad for responses i think i've ever seen.
Had to stop myself laughin out loud in the office
"Well stuff me sideways with a large mexican cactus...a mail box crammed with 100's of emails...thanks just what I want to be doing on my Birthday. Yes Happy birthday to me, oh the joys of age...Ok another and possibly the last round up as ebay won't let me add anything I think within 24 hours of the end. The end is nigh."
Had to stop myself laughin out loud in the office
"Well stuff me sideways with a large mexican cactus...a mail box crammed with 100's of emails...thanks just what I want to be doing on my Birthday. Yes Happy birthday to me, oh the joys of age...Ok another and possibly the last round up as ebay won't let me add anything I think within 24 hours of the end. The end is nigh."
26 April 2006, 03:02 PM
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LMAO
"Again no swaps. What is it with people, when I say no swaps please don't take it as a challange. I have been offfered a caravan, 12 cars, 1 lorry, to have my garden landscaped, some rare fish, and I'm sorry but the very kind gent (Donald) who offered me a weekend with his wife (and him it would appear) I have a special message for you. The pictures you sent me of your wife did not, in all honesty help. Some of them looked more like a traffic accident than something that I might remotely find alluring. I am sure that if you set up your own website (assuming that it's not illegal) there will be plenty of sad sacks (many from ebay land going by this experience) who will indulge your (and your wifes) desires."
"Again no swaps. What is it with people, when I say no swaps please don't take it as a challange. I have been offfered a caravan, 12 cars, 1 lorry, to have my garden landscaped, some rare fish, and I'm sorry but the very kind gent (Donald) who offered me a weekend with his wife (and him it would appear) I have a special message for you. The pictures you sent me of your wife did not, in all honesty help. Some of them looked more like a traffic accident than something that I might remotely find alluring. I am sure that if you set up your own website (assuming that it's not illegal) there will be plenty of sad sacks (many from ebay land going by this experience) who will indulge your (and your wifes) desires."
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26 April 2006, 11:37 PM
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More fun to be had!
Here is another MPV he is selling and there already is a question
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUPER-SILVER-2...QQcmdZViewItem
Here is another MPV he is selling and there already is a question
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUPER-SILVER-2...QQcmdZViewItem
me and the missus have just nearley pissed ourselves laughing
27 April 2006, 02:40 AM
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Just what I needed...
Originally Posted by ALi-B
LMAO This poor bloke is a real life Victor Meldrew. 
Top dry sense of humour....much needed when faced with the stupid and wind up merchants
This poor bloke is a real life Victor Meldrew. Top dry sense of humour....much needed when faced with the stupid and wind up merchants
27 April 2006, 06:41 AM
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you know what, that sounds alot like PSLewis posting there
didn't his 'dad' have a galaxy or something?
same sort of witty remarks, dry humour. hmmm
didn't his 'dad' have a galaxy or something?
same sort of witty remarks, dry humour. hmmm
27 April 2006, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by hoskib
you know what, that sounds alot like PSLewis posting there
didn't his 'dad' have a galaxy or something?
same sort of witty remarks, dry humour. hmmm
didn't his 'dad' have a galaxy or something?
same sort of witty remarks, dry humour. hmmm
29 April 2006, 11:00 AM
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Caught you, you little buggers. How about bidding instead of just gawping? Trying to earn a crust for me and my five kids, just look what I have to put up with. Did you know that there is an actual compound known as moronic acid? Victor bloody Meldrew indeed.
Alright, did Bob ever get the message about the cup holders? LOL
I won't bid, I prefer two or four seaters, But I suppose I could chuck out the extra seats. But then I could also buy a Fiat Ducato van instead...tough choice....I need to check if a Ducato comes with cup holders.
Could you fit a double matress in the back instead of the seats, oh and how dark is the tinted glass?
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29 April 2006, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by platothefish
Caught you, you little buggers. How about bidding instead of just gawping? Trying to earn a crust for me and my five kids, just look what I have to put up with. Did you know that there is an actual compound known as moronic acid? Victor bloody Meldrew indeed.
He should be writing for a newspaper column or something, not trading cars.
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