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go to the loo, do up trousers, wash hands
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go to the loo, wash hands, do up trousers
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go to the loo and leave unwashed
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this poll stinks
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Old 30 March 2006, 01:52 PM
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Right, maybe this should be in muppets? who knows?

Just a thought..............

Poll option #1 arent we getting pee pee all over our trousers by doing them up before we wash

[kid at school] Miss Miss, he got pee pee on his trousers

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Old 30 March 2006, 02:03 PM
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You missed the "go to the loo, change trousers" option as required for PSL
Old 30 March 2006, 02:04 PM
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Do up trousers, wash hands, go to the loo
Old 30 March 2006, 02:05 PM
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And I thought the Black shoes thread was silly .
Old 30 March 2006, 02:05 PM
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Why do you want to know how people go to the toilet
Old 30 March 2006, 02:05 PM
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what about those who dont wear trousers
Old 30 March 2006, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
You missed the "go to the loo, change trousers" option as required for PSL

Don't you mean
Go to the loo, empty bag, change trousers if bag leaked, leak a bit on the floor and return to bath chair
Old 30 March 2006, 02:06 PM
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I wear a kilt, not trousers and I clean my hands in the stream I pee in, but further upstream of course
Old 30 March 2006, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by RichWalk
what about those who dont wear trousers
Do you wear a skirt like
Old 30 March 2006, 02:10 PM
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So I take it that your trousers are already undone ?

When did this happen, before entering the toilet ?
Old 30 March 2006, 02:12 PM
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Its a silly poll from a cleanliness point of view. You go to the toilet, then clean your hands using taps that everyone else has touched pre-washing. Then perform oral sex on your partner
Old 30 March 2006, 02:15 PM
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Considering that I maintain the highest of standards in hygeine "down there" Your more likely to pick up nasties from the door handle on entering the loo..and the last thing I want is them getting on my tackle!

Therefore wash hands, undo keks, go to loo, do up up keks, and leave


Old 30 March 2006, 02:16 PM
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There are more germs on the kitchen worktops after cleaning than on a dirty toilet
Old 30 March 2006, 02:17 PM
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Especially if you've been stuffing an old bird on them recently
Old 30 March 2006, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
Especially if you've been stuffing an old bird on them recently
Sara's never been to my house
Old 30 March 2006, 02:19 PM
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I'm telling
Old 30 March 2006, 02:47 PM
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What about people whos trousers are too long when using a nightclub toilet, do they wash there hands after they take there shoes off when they get home?

get home and feeling lucky "Hello love, can i caress your body?"

Soggy wet trousers



God I'm bored today
Old 30 March 2006, 02:50 PM
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I want to know who the bloke is who shuffles across the bathroom with his trousers round his ankles on the way to the basin? Dragging them through god knows what on the floor (imagining office toilet scenario here)...
Old 30 March 2006, 02:57 PM
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Dont see why washing your hands is being clean because theyre dirty again the second you put your hand on the door because of all the others who havent washed their hands have done the same
Old 30 March 2006, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Dont see why washing your hands is being clean because theyre dirty again the second you put your hand on the door because of all the others who havent washed their hands have done the same
That's why I always use my **** to open the door. It's covered in **** anyway
Old 30 March 2006, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by rb5037
God I'm bored today
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=503786
Old 30 March 2006, 03:06 PM
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confused???

What's that all about?
Old 30 March 2006, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by rb5037
confused???

What's that all about?
A program that farts, belches, pukes and open / closes the CD drive at random.

Helps with boredom and provided there's enough blokes in the room should have a few of them crying with laughter
Old 30 March 2006, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Don't you mean
Go to the loo, empty bag, change trousers if bag leaked, leak a bit on the floor and return to bath chair
Of course, but that was far too much to type!
Old 30 March 2006, 03:50 PM
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My mommy taught me a secret about using the toilet
















Don't **** on your hands
Old 30 March 2006, 04:52 PM
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I suppose every forum has to have a Scatologist to keep an eye on all the excrement that abounds , well done rb5037 are you fully qualified?.
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