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Old 28 March 2006, 10:37 PM
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Hello

http://www.flurl.com/item/The_perfect_penis_u_100839/

Just watch the first 20 seconds or so and see if you were as shocked as I was.

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Old 28 March 2006, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Hello

http://www.flurl.com/item/The_perfect_penis_u_100839/

Just watch the first 20 seconds or so and see if you were as shocked as I was.

Mods: Absolutely nothing sexual about that link ...

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You've stolen my home video!!!
Old 28 March 2006, 11:08 PM
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ooooooooooooooooooooooh-kay!
Old 28 March 2006, 11:18 PM
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FECKING HELL HOW BIG. surly he cant use that. can he?
Old 28 March 2006, 11:33 PM
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no he can't!

it was on a documentry a few weeks ago.

He's had stuff done to make it like that.

uuurrggghhhh
Old 28 March 2006, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobypreza
no he can't!

it was on a documentry a few weeks ago.

He's had stuff done to make it like that.

uuurrggghhhh

whats the point in it then? at least when girls get their ***** done, they can still use them.
Old 28 March 2006, 11:52 PM
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some kind of gay fettish thing I think it was.

He still had relationships but just on the receiving end!!
Old 29 March 2006, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobypreza
some kind of gay fettish thing I think it was.

He still had relationships but just on the receiving end!!
lol
Old 29 March 2006, 06:37 AM
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"Cannot have penatrative or oral sex" "Dips in the toilet and gets wet"

"six years on injecting sillicone into it" - **** should have spent six years ******** and had some use from it!

Hardly my idea of a perfect *****

Bloke is a tool and his dick is not much use to him or anyone else
Old 29 March 2006, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Absolutely nothing sexual about that link ...
What, appart from the damn great deformed *****?
Old 29 March 2006, 08:08 AM
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Old 29 March 2006, 08:15 AM
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LOL still NWS, however non sexual
Old 29 March 2006, 08:18 AM
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That's the second ***** thread you have started in a week.

Have you not got anything better to do than search for ***** on the internet and then post them on a family site, you seedy little pervert?
Old 29 March 2006, 08:24 AM
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Old 29 March 2006, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
What, appart from the damn great deformed *****?

not to mention the gay bloke saying he sees young men and wants to XXXX them in the ****!
Old 29 March 2006, 09:14 AM
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Was going to rate this thread as poor - but didn't want to risk the ban that may follow.

Oh why not - I'll risk it.
Old 29 March 2006, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Tiggs
not to mention the gay bloke saying he sees young men and wants to XXXX them in the ****!
I didn't get that far, I worked on the basis that a deformed ***** filling most of a 21" monitor was unlikely to go down well in the work environment and stopped the video.
Old 29 March 2006, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by sociopath
Have you not got anything better to do than search for ***** on the internet and then post them on a family site, you seedy little pervert?
Hello

To be fair, I do post pictures of semi-clad women as well ..

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Old 29 March 2006, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
was unlikely to go down well
Old 29 March 2006, 11:04 AM
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Thats a huge **** ?

By the way, has anyone heard from PSL recently ?
Old 29 March 2006, 11:24 AM
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By the look of his lips it also looks like he has been injecting that **** in those as well
Old 29 March 2006, 01:16 PM
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lol @ J4CKO
Old 29 March 2006, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Hello

To be fair, I do post pictures of semi-clad women as well ..

Steve
Prove it
Old 29 March 2006, 04:16 PM
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I remember seeing this when it was shown on the box a few weeks ago.

When they ran the credits he was quoted as being "rather unwell". Not surprised seeing that the stupid ****** was injecting Silicone (sic?) directly into his *****.

A ******** of the most stupid and pointless kind
Old 29 March 2006, 04:16 PM
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Wouldn't like to take a direct hit from a football to that!
Old 29 March 2006, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by wacky.banana
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Thanks for replying to this thread - for some reason just your name has brought a smile to my face
Old 29 March 2006, 04:20 PM
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so youve heard of me. Just dont show the wife.
Old 29 March 2006, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
Thanks for replying to this thread - for some reason just your name has brought a smile to my face

Why??!!
Old 29 March 2006, 04:40 PM
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Default i have the same thing

Now you all know what i go through every day



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I would love to se him do the 100 meter sprint, in lycra.



*in a totally non ghey way


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