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Old 22 March 2006, 10:17 AM
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Watched this for the first time last night. What a joke. Was pi55ing myself laughing at the idiots trying to run the pizza outlet. WTF was they doing, umming and arring, nobody taking responsibilty for the **** ups etc. What a laugh. Gonna carry on watching this.

How much a year does the job pay when they win? they all look like a bunch of clueless muppets who shouldnt earn anymore than minimum wage
Old 22 March 2006, 10:23 AM
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100k
Old 22 March 2006, 10:30 AM
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What an absolute shower.
Old 22 March 2006, 10:34 AM
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Seen some of it, riubbish, as for it being about the best people getting the opportunity then that is bollox. They picked the people most likely to keep the viewing figs high.

If Alan Sugar really believes otherwise then i think he is kidding himself or having a fecking good laugh. I suspect the latter
Old 22 March 2006, 10:41 AM
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All the real entrepreneurs are out there entrepreneuring, not looking for a permie job for someone else. Some are merely using it as a career stepping stone and for some public exposure (hopefully good, but clearly not the case for some of the candidates ).
Old 22 March 2006, 10:49 AM
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I cant help feeling that last night if that woman had said I was the project manager and I should be soley responsible for the overall outcome of the project and if you feel its best to let me go then so be it although the other idividuals made some basic stupid errors that really should make them look at themselves then she might have come out of the board room still in with a chance and some credit to her name, instead she ummed and arred and tried to pass the blame whilst looking lost which is what made Alans mind up IMO
Old 22 March 2006, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
I cant help feeling that last night if that woman had said I was the project manager and I should be soley responsible for the overall outcome of the project and if you feel its best to let me go then so be it although the other idividuals made some basic stupid errors that really should make them look at themselves then she might have come out of the board room still in with a chance and some credit to her name, instead she ummed and arred and tried to pass the blame whilst looking lost which is what made Alans mind up IMO
I'm out of breath just trying to read that let alone say it

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Old 22 March 2006, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
I cant help feeling that last night if that woman had said I was the project manager and I should be soley responsible for the overall outcome of the project and if you feel its best to let me go then so be it although the other idividuals made some basic stupid errors that really should make them look at themselves then she might have come out of the board room still in with a chance and some credit to her name, instead she ummed and arred and tried to pass the blame whilst looking lost which is what made Alans mind up IMO

Like Karl said.

A dream post for Bubba though.
Old 22 March 2006, 11:20 AM
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lol.. dunno what I was thinking, usually fairly good with my grammar.
Old 22 March 2006, 11:28 AM
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Thing is the £100k a year job works out at £10 an hour when you see the time the winner has to spend on the role...
I saw the review of last years winner and he was working 168 hour weeks + overtime :eek, relaunching a doomed Amstrad product
Old 22 March 2006, 12:06 PM
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One hundred Chicken Pizzas

One hundred large chickens


Laugh - I had to go and change my socks - the boys set Alexa up and she was completely fooked as soon as she put her hand up!

Brilliant programme - as long as you know it is nothing to do with leading edge British management
Old 22 March 2006, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Rannoch
One hundred Chicken Pizzas

One hundred large chickens
I didnt hear the telly for 5 minutes until I stopped laughing when the guy said how many chicken pizzas they were making I knew instantly they made a **** up but they all stood there in bemusement wondering what the problem was until the penny dropped.
Old 22 March 2006, 12:28 PM
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next ones on tonight.
Old 22 March 2006, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
I saw the review of last years winner and he was working 168 hour weeks + overtime :eek, relaunching a doomed Amstrad product
A remarkable achievement when you consider how many hours there are in a week
Old 22 March 2006, 01:29 PM
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PMSL, you could almost say he was working around the clock
Old 22 March 2006, 01:50 PM
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I was amusing the Mrs while watching this by walking round the living room and in my best street seller voice shouting "paaahhhnnd forra slice o' pizza, free chickin wiv every one, getchore free chickin 'ere"

The cold winter nights fly by in our house.
Old 22 March 2006, 02:28 PM
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alan in the news...idiot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1773
Old 22 March 2006, 03:01 PM
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Seeing what Alan said I would say he is spot on really.
Old 22 March 2006, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
PMSL, you could almost say he was working around the clock
Ah yes! That too
Old 24 March 2006, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
next ones on tonight.
I've just got round to watching this week's episode.

Can't believe who he fired, they were the only one in the group with any sort of entrepreneurial pizzaz.
Old 24 March 2006, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by G-STAR
Can't believe who he fired, they were the only one in the group with any sort of entrepreneurial pizzaz.
You obviously didn't see the one where he was trying to sell calendars .

The guy's a tool - not sure if it's converging or diverging tool - but a tool
Old 24 March 2006, 01:12 PM
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Ruth needs to go aswell.
Old 24 March 2006, 01:14 PM
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Anther vote - He was a tool and full of his own ****

Glad he went !
Old 24 March 2006, 01:25 PM
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anyone watching the late night show with the weeks looser on?

some great guests and a chance to see a normal side to the looser...manny actual came accross as ok.....a vanessa feltz is fast becoming one of my favorite people on TV!
Old 24 March 2006, 02:48 PM
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I love the prog....

Every week I am amazed by how useles these people are.......

I think Alan Sugar has become my new hero!!!!!
Old 24 March 2006, 04:19 PM
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I think Jo will be the next one to go.
Old 24 March 2006, 04:21 PM
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Depends if she's in the loosing team
Old 24 March 2006, 04:24 PM
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The house: £6k per week !

http://www.foxtons.co.uk/search?md5=...rce=thumbnails
Old 24 March 2006, 05:38 PM
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My next three that have to leave on the grounds of being sh1te are the Scottish tart who moans all the time without ever having any constructive input into anything, Sayeeed because he is arrogant, thick, patronising and speaks without content and of course Jo who has more than overstayed her welcome the mentalist
Mani was useless, absolutely useless, world class presenting? err no, world class bullsh1t more like... The kind of person that if they worked with you, you would beat up at the xmas do... Slimey fool!!
Paul, Carl *** and the northern blond bird should remain to the end for me...
Great show...
Old 24 March 2006, 05:49 PM
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sayeeeeeeed is in the last 3.........trust me!


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