Godspeed Brakes

iTrader: (259)

Particularly relevant to Londoners, a mate sent it to me...

Yesterday I was on the Underground travelling on the Northern line. An
Arab looking man got off the train and I noticed that he had left his bag
behind. I grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him at the top of
the escalator and handed him back his bag. He was extremely grateful to me and
reached into his bag which I noticed contained bundles of banknotes. He offered
me a reward, but I refused. So he looked round, made sure nobody was looking
and whispered to me: "I can never repay your kindness Sir, but I will try to
with a word of advice for you. Stay away from Aberdeen SteakHouses". I was
terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?" I whispered.

"No Sir", he whispered back. "I went there yesterday evening - the food
was **** and the dessert selection extremely limited".

Mellow Yellow !

iTrader: (1)

Lol.... Ian, Just what I needed on a miserable Thursday morning

MichelleWRX1994

You all ready for a beating at Donno Mellow??????

sKunk

The funny thing is that the food really is ****e at the Aberdeen Steakhouse

mook

Ian > for the first time, you've made me chuckle

Tiggs

funny!

Tiggs