Alas

Someone selling an expensive phone on ebay. They have 10 positive feedback. When you go to their feedback each individual member also has 10 positive feedbacks. When you click on the items sold they are all listed as ??????
How thick do they assume people are? On the other hand don't answer that one

Raartoot

I like the ones where you get a 54 plate M3 for Buy it now Of £6000
but you have to email him out of ebay else he'll cancel your bid...
Pr*cks