what about a confessions thread?
what about a confessions thread?
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01 February 2006, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i got stopped the other day and said i was pleading not guilty over the matter and that i was using the plate to prove my case so i couldnt change it until the court result..they let me off
See what a pair off **** can do
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01 February 2006, 05:11 PM
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Quite seriously but still slightly amusing.
I borrowed a mates Renault 5 Turbo for a few weeks while waiting for a car to turn up from Japan. He'd only had it a few weeks and broke his leg quite badly and couldn't drive for 4 months.
I picked his car up, got 100 yards down the road, giving it some beans as I'd never actually driven a turbo'd car before then.
And ploughed straight into a badger!
Little bugger came from nowhere, I smack the blighter full on and he rips the front valance more or less in half!
Mate starts ringing me after a week asking why I haven't been round and if his cars OK. Yeah fine, just been busy.
Car spent a week in the bodyshop and £200 lighter it was good as new. He never noticed
I borrowed a mates Renault 5 Turbo for a few weeks while waiting for a car to turn up from Japan. He'd only had it a few weeks and broke his leg quite badly and couldn't drive for 4 months.
I picked his car up, got 100 yards down the road, giving it some beans as I'd never actually driven a turbo'd car before then.
And ploughed straight into a badger!
Little bugger came from nowhere, I smack the blighter full on and he rips the front valance more or less in half!
Mate starts ringing me after a week asking why I haven't been round and if his cars OK. Yeah fine, just been busy.
Car spent a week in the bodyshop and £200 lighter it was good as new. He never noticed
01 February 2006, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
Quite seriously but still slightly amusing.
I borrowed a mates Renault 5 Turbo for a few weeks while waiting for a car to turn up from Japan. He'd only had it a few weeks and broke his leg quite badly and couldn't drive for 4 months.
I picked his car up, got 100 yards down the road, giving it some beans as I'd never actually driven a turbo'd car before then.
And ploughed straight into a badger!
Little bugger came from nowhere, I smack the blighter full on and he rips the front valance more or less in half!
Mate starts ringing me after a week asking why I haven't been round and if his cars OK. Yeah fine, just been busy.
Car spent a week in the bodyshop and £200 lighter it was good as new. He never noticed
I borrowed a mates Renault 5 Turbo for a few weeks while waiting for a car to turn up from Japan. He'd only had it a few weeks and broke his leg quite badly and couldn't drive for 4 months.
I picked his car up, got 100 yards down the road, giving it some beans as I'd never actually driven a turbo'd car before then.
And ploughed straight into a badger!
Little bugger came from nowhere, I smack the blighter full on and he rips the front valance more or less in half!
Mate starts ringing me after a week asking why I haven't been round and if his cars OK. Yeah fine, just been busy.
Car spent a week in the bodyshop and £200 lighter it was good as new. He never noticed
Thats very decent of you, i would have just rung him and said it had been stolen
01 February 2006, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by cookstar
OK then
My confession is I have been madly in love with *********** for months
My confession is I have been madly in love with *********** for months
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