White dog poo? what ever happened to it?
30 January 2006, 12:24 AM
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White dog poo? what ever happened to it?
Hi all
Just a quick question for those of you in the know.
Why do never see white dog poo anymore?
Can some one please shed some light on this hard question please.
JIM
Just a quick question for those of you in the know.
Why do never see white dog poo anymore?
Can some one please shed some light on this hard question please.
JIM
30 January 2006, 04:53 AM
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Apparently Brown dog poo was imported from America in the early 1900s and spread so rapidly, it has nearly killed off the indiginous white poo population of the British Isles.
A white dog poo sanctuary has been set up in Eire, and boasts more than 300,000 visitors per year, showing this national treasure still holds a place in our hearts.
White dog poo, is one of the most desired ingredients used in Poop Cuisine.
Not to be confused with Dog Goo.
A white dog poo sanctuary has been set up in Eire, and boasts more than 300,000 visitors per year, showing this national treasure still holds a place in our hearts.
White dog poo, is one of the most desired ingredients used in Poop Cuisine.
Not to be confused with Dog Goo.
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30 January 2006, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
And you have a photo of dog poo because.............
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30 January 2006, 04:15 PM
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I still cant understand why you never see white dog poo,is it because of the dogs diet or is it because of the american dogs?
I would say its because of the diet as i remember seeing it when i was a kid.
JIM
I would say its because of the diet as i remember seeing it when i was a kid.
JIM
30 January 2006, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
And you have a photo of dog poo because.............
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30 January 2006, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i stick by my original belief that a white poodle does the white doodle
nice rhyme though 
30 January 2006, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
lol, you must be feeding your dog on the wrong food, try giving it chalk
ask a silly question, get a silly answer 
30 January 2006, 09:01 PM
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Its all harvested, ground up and grated over your pasta dish in a suggestive phallic manner by the tightly trousered waiter at your local Italian eatery as Parmesan.
I remember there being a class divide for white doggie, in Wythenshawe where my grandparents lived (quite a poor area) it was all white wheras in the leafier suburbs of South Manchester it was a lustrous brown with a altogether stickier consistency, so I always put it down to less well off dog owners feeding cheaper food, now under a new labour government even dogs in Wythenshawe produce the biggest, glossiest brown turds.
One of our most thrilling moments was finding a brown one in the school sand pit complete with a writihing mass of worms, now thats just showing off !
I remember there being a class divide for white doggie, in Wythenshawe where my grandparents lived (quite a poor area) it was all white wheras in the leafier suburbs of South Manchester it was a lustrous brown with a altogether stickier consistency, so I always put it down to less well off dog owners feeding cheaper food, now under a new labour government even dogs in Wythenshawe produce the biggest, glossiest brown turds.
One of our most thrilling moments was finding a brown one in the school sand pit complete with a writihing mass of worms, now thats just showing off !
30 January 2006, 11:13 PM
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Never mind white poo - all dog poo is rare in Surrey, people are out at the crack of dawn round here collecting it in tescos carrier bags and taking it home, must be quite collectable, could be worth putting on ebay if you find a source of the white stuff ?
also if you are into your ****, check out www.raredog****.com
also if you are into your ****, check out www.raredog****.com
31 January 2006, 10:02 PM
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And I can't believe that JIM tried my link
Edited to say I think the site is down due to the massive number of hits since the popularity of raredogsh1t has gone exponential
Edited to say I think the site is down due to the massive number of hits since the popularity of raredogsh1t has gone exponential
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