right, so, am rate crap with women and tonight ive been given a double whammy oppertunity to meet, well, you know, girls. anyway, how does one score with my mates mates girlfriends friend(s) and also this lass behind a bar in town who im told is single and might be interested.

any tips useful. clothing, hair, make up, what ever!
cheers

 

Confidence.

 

Make up??? Jeez you need more help than SN can provide mate!

 

Just wap it out when you meet them. If they don't run away or slap you, you might have a chance.

 

nah, id need more length to impress.

 

Well, most like a well educated man who can read and write properly...

So your fooked !!!!!

Rob

 

Go for the sympathy vote then

 

I used to hate trying to score. Life is really unfair, cos when you need it most, you can't read the body language and you don't have the confidence and patter to carry it off. Years later when you are happily married with kids you suddenly find that wimmin are interested and they do things to show you they are interested, and when you think back to those teenage years you missed a million opportunities

Anyway - getting bolloxed and saying "Do you wanna snog..... No? I suppose a ******* is out of the question" has a 100% success rate in my experience. - That is 100% success at making sure you don't get a dose

 

Confidence and comedy ....... and if all else fails get um pissed

 

LMAO - I missed that bit

 

Good Clothes , if you look good you feel good forget about the makeup lol

Be confident but not **** sure make good converstion

 

Seriously though - When you are chatting her up just imagine her with no clothes on........ or is that job interview advice

 

Try to be wealthy and good looking, that always works !

 

am really ugly but im stinking rich. but i hate showing it off. (the rich bit)

 

Dont forget your condoms just incase

 

FFS dont show them diagrams of Triumph airboxes.

 

incase of what? getting dropped into unknown territory and need to make water storage?

 

"now this is used turbulate the flow, causing a greater mixture and improving the chances of torque, now if you ..............."

 

I think what you were trying to say was: "So you're fooked!"

 

Women love gay's, confide in the lady that you think you are a bottom feeder and she will want to be best mates, women always want their own pet gay man, go shopping a few times, bitch a lot and then lay the bad news on her, or even better suggest that your heart might not be in the homosexual thing and you would really like to experience some lady love

 

sounds like thats all you've got! flash the cash mate, tonights your night!

 

ill wear a nice watch then

 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/014...Fencoding=UTF8

Never read it myself

I think the biggest barrier is the one you're creating mate by trying to score. Just get chatting as you might to a friend or colleague. If you're looking for a quick sh@g I was never into that myself (regret massively now I'm married!!!!!) but if you're after seeing the bird again, the best approach is just being natural, confident and genuine. Have the ***** to ask her out another time before you both leave, but by not trying too hard, you shouldn't have put her off enough for her to say no!

And remember, birds can be crap at this too but they don't have to worry about it so much!!!!

To summarise, keep it real, man!!

 

Yeah and dont brag I earn £££££ I drive a XXXXXX ... ask them question about what they like get to films opera etc good way to ask for a date

 

Go to Cali in Columbia. Plenty of women there who abolutely love it if you give them some attention.

Especially if your a "rich" jolly Englishman

You'll get alot further overthere than scouring this godforsaken country for a lovely lady.


Used to be pretty good for coke too.


I should add: knowing Spanish helps

 

Where do I find that "this thread is useless without pics" gif?

 

If you're just after a bunk up then you might find a fit, shallow bird about. If you're after more, then you should prob lower your standards a bit.
Having said that, you do see some right corkers with some complete trolls. I guess sometimes the fit wimmin are just overlooked cos men are too scared to approach them.

My advice, be confident. Use the scattergun approach, the more you shoot the more chance there is you'll hit (so to speak )

Good luck ugly bloke

 

The trick is to throw them off guard, "does he like me", "doesn't he like me", send mixed signals and **** with their heads. If you don't get laid at least you've ****ed something (their heads!! )

 

One of the mistakes I think is made is thinking that the first line has to be spot on perfect. I reckon you've got about 30 seconds of their attention at the bar when trying to chat them up - as long as you say something in those first few sentances that get's their attention your in with a chance.

I think success rate goes down the more pissed you are too... reckon most of them have a general rule to avoid drunks.

Agree that playing a numbers game is a good way if you can handle being turned down a lot.

 

Agreed

Or show em your scooby, that worked for me

Show an interest not desperation! Dont be a geek and dont be a sleeze