how doth one score?
06 January 2006, 07:59 PM
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how doth one score?
right, so, am rate crap with women and tonight ive been given a double whammy oppertunity to meet, well, you know, girls. anyway, how does one score with my mates mates girlfriends friend(s) and also this lass behind a bar in town who im told is single and might be interested.
any tips useful. clothing, hair, make up, what ever!
cheers
any tips useful. clothing, hair, make up, what ever!
cheers
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06 January 2006, 08:08 PM
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I used to hate trying to score. Life is really unfair, cos when you need it most, you can't read the body language and you don't have the confidence and patter to carry it off. Years later when you are happily married with kids you suddenly find that wimmin are interested and they do things to show you they are interested, and when you think back to those teenage years you missed a million opportunities 
Anyway - getting bolloxed and saying "Do you wanna snog..... No? I suppose a ******* is out of the question" has a 100% success rate in my experience. - That is 100% success at making sure you don't get a dose
Anyway - getting bolloxed and saying "Do you wanna snog..... No? I suppose a ******* is out of the question" has a 100% success rate in my experience. - That is 100% success at making sure you don't get a dose
06 January 2006, 08:17 PM
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"now this is used turbulate the flow, causing a greater mixture and improving the chances of torque, now if you ..............."
06 January 2006, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobfan
Well, most like a well educated man who can read and write properly...
So your fooked !!!!!
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So your fooked !!!!!
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06 January 2006, 08:24 PM
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Women love gay's, confide in the lady that you think you are a bottom feeder and she will want to be best mates, women always want their own pet gay man, go shopping a few times, bitch a lot and then lay the bad news on her, or even better suggest that your heart might not be in the homosexual thing and you would really like to experience some lady love
06 January 2006, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
am really ugly but im stinking rich. but i hate showing it off. (the rich bit)
06 January 2006, 08:54 PM
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/014...Fencoding=UTF8
Never read it myself
I think the biggest barrier is the one you're creating mate by trying to score. Just get chatting as you might to a friend or colleague. If you're looking for a quick sh@g I was never into that myself (regret massively now I'm married!!!!!) but if you're after seeing the bird again, the best approach is just being natural, confident and genuine. Have the ***** to ask her out another time before you both leave, but by not trying too hard, you shouldn't have put her off enough for her to say no!
And remember, birds can be crap at this too but they don't have to worry about it so much!!!!
To summarise, keep it real, man!!
Never read it myself
I think the biggest barrier is the one you're creating mate by trying to score. Just get chatting as you might to a friend or colleague. If you're looking for a quick sh@g I was never into that myself (regret massively now I'm married!!!!!) but if you're after seeing the bird again, the best approach is just being natural, confident and genuine. Have the ***** to ask her out another time before you both leave, but by not trying too hard, you shouldn't have put her off enough for her to say no!
And remember, birds can be crap at this too but they don't have to worry about it so much!!!!
To summarise, keep it real, man!!
06 January 2006, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by 2000TLondon
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To summarise, keep it real, man!!
To summarise, keep it real, man!!
06 January 2006, 09:10 PM
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Go to Cali in Columbia. Plenty of women there who abolutely love it if you give them some attention.
Especially if your a "rich" jolly Englishman
You'll get alot further overthere than scouring this godforsaken country for a lovely lady.
Used to be pretty good for coke too.
I should add: knowing Spanish helps
Especially if your a "rich" jolly Englishman
You'll get alot further overthere than scouring this godforsaken country for a lovely lady.
Used to be pretty good for coke too.
I should add: knowing Spanish helps
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06 January 2006, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
am really ugly but im stinking rich. but i hate showing it off. (the rich bit)
06 January 2006, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
am really ugly but im stinking rich. but i hate showing it off. (the rich bit)
Having said that, you do see some right corkers with some complete trolls. I guess sometimes the fit wimmin are just overlooked cos men are too scared to approach them.
My advice, be confident. Use the scattergun approach, the more you shoot the more chance there is you'll hit (so to speak
)Good luck ugly bloke
06 January 2006, 10:32 PM
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The trick is to throw them off guard, "does he like me", "doesn't he like me", send mixed signals and **** with their heads. If you don't get laid at least you've ****ed something (their heads!! )
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06 January 2006, 10:44 PM
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One of the mistakes I think is made is thinking that the first line has to be spot on perfect. I reckon you've got about 30 seconds of their attention at the bar when trying to chat them up - as long as you say something in those first few sentances that get's their attention your in with a chance.
I think success rate goes down the more pissed you are too... reckon most of them have a general rule to avoid drunks.
Agree that playing a numbers game is a good way if you can handle being turned down a lot.
I think success rate goes down the more pissed you are too... reckon most of them have a general rule to avoid drunks.
Agree that playing a numbers game is a good way if you can handle being turned down a lot.
06 January 2006, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Women love gay's, confide in the lady that you think you are a bottom feeder and she will want to be best mates, women always want their own pet gay man, go shopping a few times, bitch a lot
Or show em your scooby, that worked for me
Show an interest not desperation! Dont be a geek and dont be a sleeze
