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Old 04 January 2006, 08:52 PM
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Talking Jim Carrey signs for Chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ea/4574716.stm

Muppet forum here we come...............
Old 04 January 2006, 08:53 PM
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Old 04 January 2006, 08:58 PM
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Jim Carey should be put in the chair, and fried!

He plays the same stupid annoying dickwad in every film.

I can't comment about the football, that's a bag of **** aswell
Old 04 January 2006, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Jim Carey should be put in the chair, and fried!

He plays the same stupid annoying dickwad in every film.
Wrong thread!
Old 04 January 2006, 09:29 PM
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I was thinking the exact same thing the other day when I saw that picture, although he does look a little more goofy than Mr. Carey, which can't be easy.
Old 04 January 2006, 09:38 PM
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Ask me if I care

I could post that it any forum on here and it would still be relevant
Old 04 January 2006, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Jim Carey should be put in the chair, and fried!

He plays the same stupid annoying dickwad in every film.

I can't comment about the football, that's a bag of **** aswell

your a happy chappie
Old 04 January 2006, 09:48 PM
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Jim Carey signed, and will play the rest of the season to give the others a chance .
And if, nearing the end of the transfer window, their supposed title challengers haven't made up any ground, we'll probably put a bid in for Bruce Forsyth too
Old 04 January 2006, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Ask me if I care
Me too.
Old 04 January 2006, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37
Jim Carey signed, and will play the rest of the season to give the others a chance .
And if, nearing the end of the transfer window, their supposed title challengers haven't made up any ground, we'll probably put a bid in for Bruce Forsyth too
Yet you'll still leave such players as Shaun Wright-Phillips on the bench.

Such a great idea to oppress current/future England talent, don't you think?
Old 04 January 2006, 10:27 PM
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pmsl!

The away fans will crucify him.

I can remember the fans ripping the $hite outta that Notts Forest player for being a pinapple head and he was never the same lol!
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Originally Posted by SPEN555
I can remember the fans ripping the $hite outta that Notts Forest player for being a pinapple head and he was never the same lol!


Totally unfounded chants.
Old 05 January 2006, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by G-STAR
Yet you'll still leave such players as Shaun Wright-Phillips on the bench.

Such a great idea to oppress current/future England talent, don't you think?

Bruce Forsyth is English
Old 05 January 2006, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by G-STAR
Yet you'll still leave such players as Shaun Wright-Phillips on the bench.

Such a great idea to oppress current/future England talent, don't you think?

...........oh and Maniche doesn't play in SWP position, ENGLISHMAN Joe Cole does
Old 05 January 2006, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by G-STAR
Yet you'll still leave such players as Shaun Wright-Phillips on the bench.

Such a great idea to oppress current/future England talent, don't you think?
What, so he'll be getting some foreign replacements for John Terry & Frank Lampard in this window too will he?
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Brilliant

chop
Old 05 January 2006, 09:55 AM
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Pineapple head Jason Lee cracking stuff, IIRC didnt he throw a paddy at everyone calling him that, probably helped to ruining his career, along with being sh!te too
Old 05 January 2006, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37
...........oh and Maniche doesn't play in SWP position, ENGLISHMAN Joe Cole does
I wasn't referring to Maniche, I was referring to Brucey.

The way I see it, Chelsea didn't need to bring in SWP (his lack of games suggests this - 6 starts in the league?), as their squad depth is second to none. It appears that they spent £21M to ensure his services wouldn't be available to anyone else, and they're not happy to loan him out.

Also, is Wayne Bridge still injured? Or is he overlooked in favour of Del Horno?

Cris - I didn't once mention Lampard or Terry. Can you honestly tell me that SWP made the right move (for his career) by joining Chelsea?
Old 05 January 2006, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by G-STAR
The way I see it, Chelsea didn't need to bring in SWP (his lack of games suggests this - 6 starts in the league?), as their squad depth is second to none. It appears that they spent £21M to ensure his services wouldn't be available to anyone else, and they're not happy to loan him out.

Also, is Wayne Bridge still injured? Or is he overlooked in favour of Del Horno?

Cris - I didn't once mention Lampard or Terry. Can you honestly tell me that SWP made the right move (for his career) by joining Chelsea?
SWP was bought as competion for Joe Cole I assume, he has been injured though.

As for was it a right move for him, thats for him to say.

As a Chelsea fan, all I can say is that having two world class players for each position on the pitch, means one player out, one just as good takes his place = 13 points clear at the top of the Premiership, thats all that matters

Wayne Bridge has also been injured, long term, but is nearing full fitness soon
Bridge did play for England recently, before he had got back in the Chelsea team, so its not done his career any harm.
Old 05 January 2006, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37
...........oh and Maniche doesn't play in SWP position, ENGLISHMAN Joe Cole does
I think its either Robben or Duff that keeps SWP an expensive seat warmer
Old 05 January 2006, 02:20 PM
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Robben and Duff both play on the left and Duff is injured anyhow IIRC....

SWP is second choice on the right behind Cole which is understandable as Id suggest Cole suits Chelseas style better.

IMO SWP's messed up moving to Chelsea but that was his choice, he saw the pound signs and moved on.

Bridge = **** IMO left footed player who can't cross a ball with it. always makes the good runs then pulls back inside. Poor.
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Originally Posted by Jay m A
I think its either Robben or Duff that keeps SWP an expensive seat warmer

You obviously dont watch Chelsea much , they play down the left side................next
Old 05 January 2006, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37
You obviously dont watch Chelsea much , they play down the left side................next
you being smug again? just because the pet detective has signed? you bully
Old 05 January 2006, 06:00 PM
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SWP end product is crap, thats why J.cole stays in the starting eleven in stead of him, if he started to do better cross's and got more goal assist's then the special one would give him more start's

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slippery thread <nods>
Old 05 January 2006, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Anger
SWP end product is crap, thats why J.cole says in the starting eleven in stead of him, if he started to do better cross's and got more goal assist's then the special one would give him more start's
You'll never see such an improvement with him warming the bench, I'm afraid.

Personally, I'd like to see him go out on loan, to see what he can accomplish elsewhere. It certainly wouldn't do his world cup preparation any harm.
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What's this football related ****e doing in here?
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don't these people have their own footie site???
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holy **** ! spitting image
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Originally Posted by little'un
don't these people have their own footie site???


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