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Old 28 December 2005, 06:45 PM
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Was talking to a mate's missus today, that had spent £135 on a tub of moisturiser

This stuff,Creme de la Mer.

What a fcukin' rip off!...there's should be laws against this kind of exploitation !
Old 28 December 2005, 06:52 PM
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Anyone else notice women skin care/shampoo adverts etc always contain loads of 'scientific' bollocks, have a look at this for example taken from the link above.

'''So what's so special about that? Well, Huber also invented a bio-fermentation process that is so precise that each batch takes three to four months to make. Yikes! The cream also goes through a process known as "sonic chemistry", which works by taking sound waves from the solar system and wiring them into the cream as it ferments.'''

Old 28 December 2005, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Was talking to a mate's missus today, that had spent £135 on a tub of moisturiser

This stuff,Creme de la Mer.

What a fcukin' rip off!...there's should be laws against this kind of exploitation !
And it took you that to work out that women are bonkers

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Old 28 December 2005, 06:57 PM
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No, but its more proof in my lifelong mission to prove it to the world

AC1.....you'll be talking abut 'nanospheres' and 'liposomes' etc......total and utter bollocks!
Old 28 December 2005, 07:00 PM
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They're not like blokes with **** on.
Old 28 December 2005, 07:01 PM
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Here comes the science bit.

Nanoliposomes. = very small blobs of oily matter. Or as we like to call it, an emulsion
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Are they natural ... ...julias i mean

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Old 28 December 2005, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
What a fcukin' rip off!...there's should be laws against this kind of exploitation !
It's only a rip off if it doesn't work! It may work just as well as Olay or Ajax, but not only does she get a chance at it working well, she also gets a nice bottle for the bathroom, a feeling of status at having spent money on a luxury item, and no doubt enjoyment from people talking about her throwing her money around on such luxuries!
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....and something else that's factually incorrect in these adverts...

Originally Posted by some photoshopped fit bint
because I'm worth it...


You're worth one....

Thats why L'Oreal hired YOU, and not Lisa Riley, for the ******* advert!
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Worth one what?
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You know...one...

one o' them! :ssh:
Old 28 December 2005, 07:12 PM
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One word:



Boswelox.
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Was talking to a mate's missus today, that had spent £135 on a tub of moisturiser

This stuff,Creme de la Mer.

What a fcukin' rip off!...there's should be laws against this kind of exploitation !
I'm sure there is a law isn't there errrr ...... Mental health act?
I mean really, who would pay that? Stoopid bint
Old 28 December 2005, 07:49 PM
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somewhere there will be a thread on a hair and makeup BBS saying £100 for some bloody polish www.swissol.com

yep, we are just as stupid
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Was talking to a mate's missus today, that had spent £135 on a tub of moisturiser

This stuff,Creme de la Mer.

What a fcukin' rip off!...there's should be laws against this kind of exploitation !
Old 28 December 2005, 08:35 PM
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If it works, great, it's worth the money.

If it doesn't, well it's hardly unique. Many high ticket products are simply about buying some illusionary "lifestyle".

Whatever floats your boat.
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Originally Posted by Neverguess
you buy this stuff then NG?
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
you buy this stuff then NG?

If I had that money to spare, I would not spend it on face cream
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I personally wouldnt waste my money! At the end of the day you still get old!

Oh yeah and id just like to add that i dont need any sort of creams/lotions/potions as im beautiful enough thanks
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I would spend it on cigs and booze and things
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I would rather save it for when the time comes to buy an electromobile complete with front shopping basket and rain cover
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£135 on a 30 or 50ml moisturiser is crazy!Must be frightened of getting old(-er)!

Old 29 December 2005, 12:47 PM
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Bet some of those blokes on paulr's thread will rush out and buy some of that.

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Haven't got £135 to spend on anything.
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WOMEN ARE BONKERS - never try to understand them you never will.
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my missus wanted a set of hair straitners . i went to the shop with the intention of buying them..............£150 quid !!!!! for a modified iron.
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Originally Posted by M444GY
£150 quid !!!!! for a modified iron.
You never get back the money you shell out on mods.
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GHD's £99.95

Anymore & you have been ripped off
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the best moisturiser for a female IMHO is a face-full of bob monk


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