Chav Jokes
14 December 2005, 05:23 PM
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Chav Jokes
Probably been done before but made me laugh
What do you call a chav in a suit? - the accused!!
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? - sorted!!
What do you say to a chav in a suit? - "will the defendant please rise"
When does a chav cross the road? - when it's "safe"!!
Why do chav's go round in pairs? - cause one can read one can write!!
What do you call a chav in a box? - innit!!
What do you call a chav covered in honey? - Sweet!!
Any more anyone?
What do you call a chav in a suit? - the accused!!
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? - sorted!!
What do you say to a chav in a suit? - "will the defendant please rise"
When does a chav cross the road? - when it's "safe"!!
Why do chav's go round in pairs? - cause one can read one can write!!
What do you call a chav in a box? - innit!!
What do you call a chav covered in honey? - Sweet!!
Any more anyone?
14 December 2005, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Wmscooby
Probably been done before but made me laugh
What do you call a chav in a suit? - the accused!!
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? - sorted!!
What do you say to a chav in a suit? - "will the defendant please rise"
When does a chav cross the road? - when it's "safe"!!
Why do chav's go round in pairs? - cause one can read one can write!!
What do you call a chav in a box? - innit!!
What do you call a chav covered in honey? - Sweet!!
Any more anyone?
What do you call a chav in a suit? - the accused!!
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? - sorted!!
What do you say to a chav in a suit? - "will the defendant please rise"
When does a chav cross the road? - when it's "safe"!!
Why do chav's go round in pairs? - cause one can read one can write!!
What do you call a chav in a box? - innit!!
What do you call a chav covered in honey? - Sweet!!
Any more anyone?
14 December 2005, 05:53 PM
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what's the difference between a chavette and a kitkat? - you only get 4 fingers in a kitkat.
what does a chavette and broken washing machine have in common? - they both drip when they are fu(ked
what do chav's use for protection during sex? - a bus shelter.
what does a chavette and broken washing machine have in common? - they both drip when they are fu(ked
what do chav's use for protection during sex? - a bus shelter.
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