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Old 14 December 2005, 01:24 PM
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This may not save me a visit to the quack but I`ll try anyway....
Developed yesterday a small painful lump in my left ear right at the back of the ear where it joins my neck.
Gives me a bit of a head ache and hurts a bit.
Above bottom of ear lobe.
Any ideas??
Ta.
Lumps always worry me.
Old 14 December 2005, 01:26 PM
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Couple of paracetemol and go to bed.

If it gets any worse then come back in a week.


Just saving you a trip to the doctors
Old 14 December 2005, 01:27 PM
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Is it an ugly lump?
Old 14 December 2005, 01:28 PM
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You cant really see it its under the skin.
Hurts when you press it feels like a lump of fatty stuff but hurts.
Making my head hurt and I have done the nurofen
its about 10mm under the skin so not visible
Old 14 December 2005, 01:35 PM
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sebaceous cyst perhaps, or an infected/blocked gland?
Old 14 December 2005, 01:36 PM
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Tumor, your going to die.

No point going to the doctors.

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Old 14 December 2005, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
sebaceous cyst perhaps, or an infected/blocked gland?
You a doctor??
If so what would bring this on??
too much ******* or not enough??
Its doing my head in.
Old 14 December 2005, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by chopper.
Tumor, your going to die.

No point going to the doctors.

chop
cheers
Old 14 December 2005, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ARRON BIRD
Hurts when you press it
don't press it then
Old 14 December 2005, 01:40 PM
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I`ll obviously get more joy from my quack tomorrow then
Old 14 December 2005, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ARRON BIRD
You a doctor??
If so what would bring this on??
too much ******* or not enough??
Its doing my head in.
No, but that's never stopped me offering bogus advice before.

Don't Know, see above.

Which are you?

oh, I see, the latter
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Originally Posted by ARRON BIRD
Hurts when you press it

In fact, ignore my previous post. You've broken your finger.
Old 14 December 2005, 01:44 PM
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itll prolly go away if you ignore it..
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Call NHS Direct.
Old 14 December 2005, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ARRON BIRD
Lumps always worry me
always? you say that as if you have had plenty before? do you work at chernobyl perhaps?
Old 14 December 2005, 01:49 PM
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Go down the pub, have 4 pints and it won't hurt when you press it
Old 14 December 2005, 01:52 PM
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It'll hurt even more when the doctor presses it.

Phone NHS direct, but use the other ear
Old 14 December 2005, 02:03 PM
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Are you still able to take a normal dump? Have you checked your faeces for signs of fractitious illumination?
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Originally Posted by Jay m A
Phone NHS direct, but use the other ear
FRAPMSL

chop
Old 14 December 2005, 02:05 PM
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it's probably a zit!! just squeaze it until it comes to the surface then explodes
Old 14 December 2005, 02:06 PM
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Are you talking behind your ear? You have a matching one the other side? If so a lymph node, usually becomes enlarged when you have an infection. Other causes are very rare. Well........quite rare
Old 14 December 2005, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by crush her
Are you talking behind your ear? You have a matching one the other side? If so a lymph node, usually becomes enlarged when you have an infection. Other causes are very rare. Well........quite rare
Thanks.
No lumps other ear.
Old 14 December 2005, 02:10 PM
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Perhaps we should ask a few other questions. Do you "enjoy" the company of men?
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Does it hurt when you pass water?
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Say, for example, on a bus?
Old 14 December 2005, 02:18 PM
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What positions?
Old 14 December 2005, 02:20 PM
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Mods feel free to delete this post as it seems it is going pretty much no-where like most on scoobynet nowadays.
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Have you ever had objects forcibly removed from your body with a pair of tongs?
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Originally Posted by ARRON BIRD
Mods feel free to delete this post as it seems it is going pretty much no-where like most on scoobynet nowadays.
toys thrown out of pram

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