ScoobywagonGl

I've just had the first christmas carol singers here ... 2 teenage (16/17?) boys singing crap songs then when i told them they were too early i got a mouthful of abuse!!! wouldn't have minded so much but my 3 yr old was in my arms whats the betting something happens to the car tonight

pslewis

Nah............... they are too thick to remember where they have been!!

Pete

GaryCat

Buy a box of cheap Aldi chocolates and give them one each. They won't come back after that.

pslewis

Thats what the missus does!!

It works ..... they have been given something, so can't scratch your car - but they didn't get money

Of course, its just a silly old duffer when I open the door ..... bless him, giving us sweets

Pete

SJ_Skyline

I prefer to give them chocolate ex-laxx

ScoobywagonGl

now theres an idea! put laxative in the middle of chocky

andypugh2000

Melt the ex lax down with some cadburys and wrap it in some red foil so it looks just like a tree gift, bet they will remember xmas

DannyBoy007

iTrader: (7)

I'd of buried them in the garden next to the chav trick or treaters from halloween!!!!!!!!

SWRTWannabe

Have a tidy out in the loft, then watch them walk down the driveway wondering what they are going to do with some leftover insulation and a roll of carpet