ALEX307D

Ideas for Presents for girlfriends/partners/wifes.

As I'm Cr4p at picking presents.

Any Ideas Guys?

FASTER MIKE!!

ipod

ru'

voucher to local beautician/health spa for treatments they can choose? Bit tough as they may see this as you saying they're ugly and need sorting...

CooperS

pearl necklace

Jamo

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http://www.annsummers.com/

V1CK1

Do you not know what your woman likes?

Does she have interests or hobbies?

How hard can it really be

bioforger

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Problem for me is, its another year, what do you get that you already haven't bought before. It all gets a bit boring and tedious if you keep getting the same things year in, year out.

V1CK1

what is she like then age etc

hobbies? how long you been together?

bioforger

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High maintenance Likes attention, so xmas is important.
Hobbies, too many to list, all of which have had some kind of related xmas present over the 5 years we've been together.

It's the same problem for Mum's to.

V1CK1

Take her away

Are you married? Propose, kill two birds with one stone that way you will save money cos you have to buy a ring anyway!

How much are you looking to spend, honestly!

Dunk

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Present for Girls ?
Makeup & perfume, 'cos they're ugly & they smell. (Courtesy of my 8 year old nephew)

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Sirus

nothing
the look of surprise is awsome

bioforger

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MARRIAGE!?! are you feckin insane! I want to give her nice presents, not destroy my life!

I don't know, I spend on average £200+ on her, sometimes more.

Sirus niceone, that's original for sure, but my nads and life would be over as per above

brickboy

Pair of slippers and a vibrator

Callyt

omg a vibrator deffinatly!! i brought yet another one on thursday!

wots her age? hobbies? wot about a (i think there called) red letter days or somthing, i would love that! where u get to drive a rallye car! etc or a bunji jump or somthing.

oh or the slippers would be good too!

New_scooby_04

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LOL Reminds me of a joke:

A bloke with a black eye boards a plane and sits nexts to a bloke who also has a black eye. He turns to him and says:

"How did you get that black eye?"

The man replies

"Slip of the tongue- there was a lady behind the ticket counter with big breasts and I meant to ask her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', but it came out as 'can I have two pickets to titsburgh'. Then she punched me. How did you get yours?"

The other man replied

"Mine was a slip of the tongue too. I was sitting at the table to have brekfast with the wife and meant to say 'Pass the jam please my darling' but it came out as 'you've ruined my life you f*cking b*tch'!!

Callyt

PMSL!!!!! quality!

bioforger

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hehehe

Slippers

New_scooby_04

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Be a man, get her drunk then offer your personal services! Another kind of slip of the tongue

Now that, she will appreciate!

NS04

Callyt

u could wrap me up in bubble wrap and get her me! is she bi?

or u could get her vouchers for a beauty salan? or u could have champaign lunch in a hot air balloon together!

New_scooby_04

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That's a great idea, you'd probably cost less than a Rampant rabbit too!!! And the only batteries he'd need to buy would be for the digital camera!!

BTW Please fogive my filthy humour

bioforger

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Hey! my gf is not a dike oops I mean a lezzer er gay thankyou! nor bi But I would like to see you together incased in bubble wrap Are you hot?

Done the balloon ride and salon.

bioforger

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I'm dirtier than you I bet

Webcam for xmas dear?

Callyt

hello u two.

no im not really hot im afraid i dunno, u'd have to ask RON, he has a pic of me on his mobile phone.

V1CK1

Pink ghd hair straightners, pretty cool - but how old is she?????????

Does she have her hair nails etc done? You could arrange it for her a nice pamper day

do you live together?

perfume etc is so ****e for a pressie in my opinion anyway.

I think you should do something that she would not normally get for herself. Thats the whole idea of a pressie to me, something you want but would not get for yourself because of the cost.

If you want serious answers you need to tell us about your woman

V1CK1

Details

Callyt

yeah seriously, we need details of her, age, interests etc. like for instance, i would LOVE a peircing paid for me or somthing, not just any peircing, i mean a unique one, (i am into them big time btw) or a visit to a Art Museum or a short romantic break away.

bioforger

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I can't see myself buyin pink hair straigthners to be honest I bought her some new tongs last year anyway heh.
Nails, yes, good idea, but its pretty much what she had done at a salon last year, that I got her, so now deemed as boring
I was thinking of getting her some expensive perfume topups, oops
So it's going to have to be a sexual escapade of truly sickening and perverted activity that I will offer as my main present to her, thats all I can think of right now
I told you already, she's high maintenance, hot, frisky and female, what else is there to know?

Serious? at this time of year? It's Chriiiiiiiistmas!

Callyt

go on line and buy some sexy lingerie then. i would love that! there is just somthing so sexy about a guy buyin a gal lingerie i reckon.

perfume not really good as a 'main' pressent but ok on the side. or buy some expensive alcochol? does she have a fav drink? hot and frisky! u r very lucky

bioforger

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Yes I am. Yep yep I always buy those things as smaller presents. Need more inspiration....
Lingerie yes! benefits both. I'm going to have to take her abroad its the only thing we haven't done at xmas It's going to cost n arm n a leg. I think I will give her my main present one mile up in the plane, then I'll wakeup You see the sacrifices us men have to goto just to keep you interested.

Pls tell me more about your unique piercing