I know it's tough, I know the pay is crap .................... but, I would like to offer my services

Pete

 

Do Top Gear test commodes Pete?

 

You know they say "I want" never gets.

I think this time it might be right

 

They've already got one boring, slow-**** ponce presenting. No need for another

 

Problem: You are a full on ****....

 

'Oh **** !', James May

'Yes ?', PS Lewis.

 

At last, a suitable replacement for Chris Goffey!

 

I would tell it as it was ............ warts and all!!

Pete

 

Ah yes Pete, but then they'd make you do an oilchange, and you can see from what happened to JC, what happens if you dont do it properly. You HAVE to follow the correct procedure you see!

 

Go on Pete apply for a job, i for one would love to see you on the telly

 

I see ............ because he didn't follow the **** BIBLE his engine blew up??

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

I would LOVE to tell the watching public what some tossers on here actually do

There would be a non-stop comedy moment as I explained that some people on ScoobyNet actually are so **** that they SOAK their Oil Filters overnight!!!

It would be like that old SMASH advert, with the audience rolling on the floor clutching their stomachs!!

No, I would be GREAT!!!!

Pete

 

I,d give you 30 seconds before someone owned you

Mart

 

Are you american?

 

this thread has made my monday morning!!!

Pete, it would take you a whole episode to get out of one of their supercars!!!
LOL

BB

 

I'm not sure your "people skills" are up to it.

 

tonight mathew-i wanna be...p.s.lewis....

 

pslewis>I know it's tough, I know the pay is crap .................... but, I would like to offer my services

Humm! I suppose you will highlight/promote this car on Top Gear,eh!>