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Old 04 December 2005, 08:05 PM
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I know it's tough, I know the pay is crap .................... but, I would like to offer my services

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Old 04 December 2005, 08:08 PM
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Do Top Gear test commodes Pete?
Old 04 December 2005, 08:11 PM
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You know they say "I want" never gets.

I think this time it might be right
Old 04 December 2005, 09:40 PM
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They've already got one boring, slow-**** ponce presenting. No need for another
Old 04 December 2005, 10:07 PM
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I want to be a Top Gear Presenter!

pslewis
Problem: You are a full on ****....

Old 04 December 2005, 10:12 PM
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'Oh **** !', James May

'Yes ?', PS Lewis.
Old 04 December 2005, 10:38 PM
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At last, a suitable replacement for Chris Goffey!

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Old 04 December 2005, 10:38 PM
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I would tell it as it was ............ warts and all!!

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Old 04 December 2005, 10:51 PM
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Ah yes Pete, but then they'd make you do an oilchange, and you can see from what happened to JC, what happens if you dont do it properly. You HAVE to follow the correct procedure you see!
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Go on Pete apply for a job, i for one would love to see you on the telly
Old 04 December 2005, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
Ah yes Pete, but then they'd make you do an oilchange, and you can see from what happened to JC, what happens if you dont do it properly. You HAVE to follow the correct procedure you see!
I see ............ because he didn't follow the **** BIBLE his engine blew up??

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

I would LOVE to tell the watching public what some tossers on here actually do

There would be a non-stop comedy moment as I explained that some people on ScoobyNet actually are so **** that they SOAK their Oil Filters overnight!!!

It would be like that old SMASH advert, with the audience rolling on the floor clutching their stomachs!!

No, I would be GREAT!!!!

Pete
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I,d give you 30 seconds before someone owned you

Mart
Old 05 December 2005, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by mart360
I,d give you 30 seconds before someone owned you

Mart
Are you american?
Old 05 December 2005, 08:15 AM
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this thread has made my monday morning!!!

Pete, it would take you a whole episode to get out of one of their supercars!!!
LOL

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Old 05 December 2005, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I know it's tough, I know the pay is crap .................... but, I would like to offer my services

Pete
I'm not sure your "people skills" are up to it.
Old 06 December 2005, 01:00 AM
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tonight mathew-i wanna be...p.s.lewis....
Old 06 December 2005, 01:39 AM
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pslewis>I know it's tough, I know the pay is crap .................... but, I would like to offer my services

Humm! I suppose you will highlight/promote this car on Top Gear,eh!>



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