Poor Guy

went out last night and got plastered with my mates. anyways, these chavs were behind us and one of them says "shut up or youll get a slap" and I said no. Then this big dude starts mouthing off, me and my mate says we werent looking for trouble. This guy was just looking for a fight so he punched me in the face 3 times and another one hit my mate. I didnt feel the burn like i used to and just walked off as 4 vs 2 wouldnt be a good result.
So now I have a swollen top lip and scrape above it. Damn chav rings.
any ideas to minimise this swollenness.?

cheers

_RIP_

Learn to keep your gob shut when confronted with odds you cant handle.

the moose

Have you reported it to the police? You should.

The swelling will go down, nothing much you can do I'm afraid.

sti-04!!

Ice ?

StickyMicky

peppercorn sauce

davegtt

bl00dy binge drinkers causing trouble again

Poor Guy

I dont shut up because im told to by some chav who thinks he the king.

_RIP_

lol, well get used to getting slapped then fool

Poor Guy

shat it mappit!

BlkKnight

was one of them holding a camera phone?

Poor Guy

nope.

_RIP_

Perhaps if you told him that you shoot domestic pets then he wouldnt have made you his bitch. After all, theres nowt more chavvy than that particular hobby

Poor Guy

o..........k............... ???

Leslie

You'd better keep on mouthing off and getting slapped then!

Les

fitzscoob

pavlovs dogs mate.


you have 3 options.

1) Dont mouth off

2) Mouth off and back it up

3) Learn to duck.

_RIP_

Confused are we? I'm only stating what you said on another thread. Perhaps he slapped you so hard you now have concussion.

pslewis

He said "Shut Up"

You said "No"

So he smacked you one in the mouth??

If you are not tough enough to fight back with meaning, then do NOT mouth off with meaning!!

Failing that, go back tonight with more of the boys and kick the foooook out of him!!

Pete

Robbie T

iTrader: (8)

Put up or shut up.... simple as that.

If you cant or don't want to fight its best not to mouth off back to people, especially no-mark chavs. Chances are if you had just ignored him you wouldn't be whingin like you are now about a sore lip

Sorry, but often the truth hurts

Poor Guy

i didnt mouth off. we clearly said to the guy "we dont want trouble". im not the starting fights type.
what does shooting rodent shave to with it :S

_RIP_

I'm not sure what a rodent shave is but I'd get to A&E now if I were you. It might be serious this memory loss of yours

Scooby Roo

As previous

Peppercorn sauce

Salt

Iodine



Oh...not sure he wanted a lecture on how to shut up in the face of adversity

But maybe................................

Abdabz

Salt and Vinegar crisps, chilli seeds, quicklime are all good for swollen lips...

Your mouth was writing cheques your body couldnt cash

Poor Guy

"i dont want trouble" writes me a cheque just because im talking with my mate in the taxi que.

fast bloke

He said "shut up or youll get a slap"

you didn't shut up

you got a slap


I find it is best to get your retaliation in first, then run like ****

Kyl3cook

I think most people ar e missing the point...The chav hit him without provokation...the fact that some people resort to violence so easily is just the way England has gone...

I blame Tony Bliar

fast bloke

This sort of thing use to happen when I was out clubbing in the 80's. I'm quite sure it was happening in the 70's and 60's. Sort of hard to blame it on B.Lair

Kyl3cook

Tony Blair was born in 1953, so he'd be 17+ in the 70's.....I bet he was the one starting the fights.

_RIP_

Tony Blair looked like long haired girly back then, I bet he was being bitch slapped just the same, lol

fast bloke

bastid - I'm gonna get him for that

_RIP_

It's all about karma, what goes around comes around. Just remember this when you're blasting **** out of someones defenceless pet while protecting mummy and daddies "land", lol. I just love whingers