Originally Posted by chrissy

I just love the 253! Within the last 6 months I have had so many memorable journeys on it. Yesterday was another

Rush hour - packed bus. Two american girls are wedged up the front of the bus with some really tall black guy.

Suddenly.....

American Girl (To the tall black guy): "Excuse me - but you bumped me and now my camera is missing - you have stolen my camera!"

Bloke: "You what?"

American Girl: "My bag was closed when I got on this bus. Then you bumped me..."

Bloke: "I bumped you? Well **** me! This is a rush-hour bus - what the **** did you expect??"

American Girl: "You bumped me and now my camera...."

Bloke: "You wanna search my bag? Take my ****ing bag!"

*Hands her the bag*

*She stalls*

Bloke: "TAKE THE ****ING BAG"

So she takes the bag and begins searching it. She takes out his clothes that are in the bag and goes through the pockets. She doesn't find her camera in it, so hands the bag back to him but reluctantly.

Bloke: "You happy now?? Or did you want to search my ****ing pockets as well?"

*silence*

Bloke: "WELL? DO YOU WANT TO SEARCH MY ****ING POCKETS?!"

So he turns out his jean pockets and spins around. The american girl still says nothing. Then:

Bloke: "DO YOU WANT TO CHECK MY ****ING **** AS WELL, JUST TO BE SURE?!"

Then he undoes his jeans, drops them to his ankles..... and then he drops his boxers to the floor

I was crying with laughter at this point.

Ahhh, long live the 253 and all who use it to commute. *raises glass*