Fainting goats
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Fan-bloody-tastic......
If only you knew how relevent this is this week!!!!!!!
Sunday Night we were in the local having a beer with some friends as most Sundays when the local village idiot wandered in. Having been in the village for 7 months now I'd never seen this guy before so was inquisitive as to his background. When he was out of earshot the landlady explained he'd been away for some time since he was "Caught ******** a goat" in the local farmers field by said Farmer......... I **** you not!!!!!
The Farmer then proceeded to knock seven bells out of him and Farmers wife called ambulance. Ambulance men then laughed so much while carrying him over the field to get him into the ambulance that they dropped him of the stretcher and broke his Arm.....
I swear to you at this point that I am telling you the truth......
So fresh from his stint in Clink and being plastered all over the Battle and Hastings press he's finally plucked up the courage to show him self in public!
So back to my original point.......... Lol......... How Good would the fainting Goat be for this guy..........
Fantastic!
If only you knew how relevent this is this week!!!!!!!
Sunday Night we were in the local having a beer with some friends as most Sundays when the local village idiot wandered in. Having been in the village for 7 months now I'd never seen this guy before so was inquisitive as to his background. When he was out of earshot the landlady explained he'd been away for some time since he was "Caught ******** a goat" in the local farmers field by said Farmer......... I **** you not!!!!!
The Farmer then proceeded to knock seven bells out of him and Farmers wife called ambulance. Ambulance men then laughed so much while carrying him over the field to get him into the ambulance that they dropped him of the stretcher and broke his Arm.....
I swear to you at this point that I am telling you the truth......
So fresh from his stint in Clink and being plastered all over the Battle and Hastings press he's finally plucked up the courage to show him self in public!
So back to my original point.......... Lol......... How Good would the fainting Goat be for this guy..........
Fantastic!