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Old 02 November 2005, 04:39 PM
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Default Did I see a Scorpion??!!!

...probably not, but yesterday whilst out and about with my work collegue, we came across a black insect that i`ve never come across EVER before!!
It had approximately 8 legs on the front half of his 2 inch body, with a hardish black shell. When I poked it with my biro pen, it suddenly flipped its back end up and curled it over to give a scorpion effect.
Now this frightened the life outa me!!! So, being scared, I stamped on it!!!
but when I lifted by size 9 caterpillar boot...............it was standing errect ready for action!!!!!! wtf!!!

Can anyone possibly shed any light on what this "thing" could be? cos the only thing I can think of is some kinda beetle, a scorpion, or a caterpiller still wearing his Halloween costume

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Old 02 November 2005, 04:41 PM
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Not much to go on. Did it have a stinger? Why stamp on it?
Old 02 November 2005, 04:42 PM
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one of them devil thingys maybe?
Old 02 November 2005, 04:43 PM
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and its blatently injected you with venom via the sole of your boot

YOU NEED THE ANTI VENOM ASAP
Old 02 November 2005, 04:44 PM
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Sounds like the rare (..and legally protected might I add) lesser spotted node toad.
Old 02 November 2005, 04:48 PM
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Old 02 November 2005, 04:49 PM
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Okay, forgot to say that on the tail end were 2 big pinchers, earwig style. In fact, it coulda been a black steroid taking, body building, muscle pumping earwig I spose

Sorry I trod on it It was fear, im only 5`11" and 15.5 stones so it obviously friightened the life outa me

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Old 02 November 2005, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
one of them devil thingys maybe?
Devil's coach horse's are much smaller and only 6 legs...

I can't think of a single native arachnid species that would fit the description. If it had a stinger then it could be an escapee scorpion from somewhere, if no stinger then maybe a whip scorpion. Neither are native to the UK though....

The only UK beetles that grow to 2" look nothing like a scorpion and obviously, being insects, do not have eight legs!
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**** me Mickey, thats it!!!! What is it?
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There is (IIRC) one species of scorpion native to this country, but it's only found in a few areas of the south-east, mainly Kent.



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when sumbody is that scared they cant count legs properlly
Old 02 November 2005, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by v5 man
**** me Mickey, thats it!!!! What is it?
Devil's coach horse.

Nowhere near 2" big and only 6 legs. You big girl!
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PMSL My description is crap, but you Mickey, you done me proud
Now WTF is a devil`s coach horse?
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
ajm

when sumbody is that scared they cant count legs properlly
LOL

Apparently so!
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In my defence, I was with a friend who was more scared than me He started shouting "its a fecking scorpion" and other scared things, so I mentally was thinking I could die if it attacked me
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Stag Beetle
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Originally Posted by v5 man
PMSL My description is crap, but you Mickey, you done me proud
Now WTF is a devil`s coach horse?
small creatures that normally hide under peoples beds
Old 02 November 2005, 04:57 PM
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A stag beetle!! thats it? I could kick its **** for sure then

Mickey, dont even do that!!! I`ll have to check now
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http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl...ch&sa=N&tab=wi
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its not a stag beetle

its a devils coach horse ??
and you will not find them uynder the bed as they only come out when humans sleep, that way they can climb in your ears and STAB STAB STAB with the tail bit
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Here's a description.

http://www.uksafari.com/devilscoach-horse.htm

Thanks for that, I found some recently and wondered what they were.
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So what family does the devils coach horse come from?
Old 02 November 2005, 05:02 PM
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lucifer-beetle-ignod family
Old 02 November 2005, 05:04 PM
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i only know of them as we found a few while i was in middle school one day and i shat my pants


but then again i was a kid lolv
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The other popular name for this beetle is 'cocktail', because of its habit of raising its tail like a scorpion when it feels threatened. It cannot sting like a scorpion, but it does have another, rather bizarre defense mechanism. At the end of its abdomen are a pair of white glands which can emit a foul smell. It can also squirt a stinking brown fluid from its mouth and anus
See, I said it was like a scorpion
And I thought the foul smell was from one of us crapping ourselves

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I disagree with the "maximum 28mm" growth bit though. This thing was 100% longer than that, and couldnt have been more scarey if it`d been carrying a machine gun
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Another quote from that link:

It was believed to have the power to kill on sight, and that it would eat sinners. When the beetle raised its tail, it was thought to be casting a curse
see, not just me that it scared then
Old 02 November 2005, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by v5 man
It can also squirt a stinking brown fluid from its anus
Reminds me of a dodgy Balti I had in Sparkbrook. I was crapping rusty water all the following day.
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Youll find the real deal scorpian in Sherness,kent ...and even that one will only give you a wee nip.......!
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With wanting to frighten you; there are scorpians in England..... I saw a documentary a good while ago that showed scores of the b*stard things all around a deserted station and signal box in, I think, Northamptonshire. Despite looking frightening theyre relatively harmless; I cant remember their species though.


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