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Old 02 November 2005, 12:44 PM
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Old 02 November 2005, 12:45 PM
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Oh dear alcazar!
Old 02 November 2005, 12:46 PM
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Has your wife got a strap on ?
Old 02 November 2005, 12:47 PM
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Old 02 November 2005, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
B8LLOx
That's just what I thought as I was about to quote the original post and hit F5 by mistake!!
Old 02 November 2005, 12:49 PM
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Clotrimazole !
Old 02 November 2005, 12:49 PM
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shall we cut and paste?? a quote prehaps..



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Knowwwwwww what youve been doing!!!!!




once upon a time ....

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Old 02 November 2005, 12:50 PM
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GENIUS!! Quality thread. For once I saw everything from the beginning!

Secret is safe with me
Old 02 November 2005, 12:52 PM
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I would say the itching around your tops of your legs, ********* and anus was heat rash and not thread worm as you clearly stated

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SO where exactly did you say... upper thighs... ???? and was it your .......

also

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Old 02 November 2005, 12:54 PM
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I'm off to kill that kid................
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Old 02 November 2005, 12:55 PM
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I'm no doctor, but I think you can rule piles out...
Old 02 November 2005, 12:57 PM
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Old 02 November 2005, 12:59 PM
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You're only supposed to post under the wrong name on page 5!!
Old 02 November 2005, 03:36 PM
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crabs?
Old 02 November 2005, 03:47 PM
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From what you were saying I think Jeyes fluid should get rid of most of the lice but the green odorous discharge sounds a bit worrying..............
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Can we let this die, now guys? Huh?

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Old 02 November 2005, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar


Can we let this die, now guys? Huh?

Alcazar
You WANT it to drop off??!?!?!?!? I'd fight for it all the way mate, stiff upper lip and all that.
Good luck.
Old 02 November 2005, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by King RA
You WANT it to drop off??!?!?!?!? I'd fight for it all the way mate, stiff upper lip and all that.
Good luck.
Fek. I am so going to kill that kid

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Old 02 November 2005, 04:11 PM
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So who done it ?? ?

What happened ?? ?
Old 02 November 2005, 04:32 PM
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I think someone has stiched him up with a very funny post that I read in its entirety before it was edited, very funny......P.S we believe you really
Old 02 November 2005, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by bioforger
crabs?
it must be !!
Old 02 November 2005, 07:01 PM
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Hint to anyone with a teenage son: DO NOT leave computer unattended when said son is due home from college.

I'm pretty sure this is the same little so-and-so who signed me up for ***** enlargement, AND breast enhancement via my e-mail account

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Old 02 November 2005, 07:06 PM
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Old 02 November 2005, 08:35 PM
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Can someone rewrite the original post?

sorry Alcazar but I'd love to see it( the post that is not the rash!!)
Old 02 November 2005, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Hint to anyone with a teenage son: DO NOT leave computer unattended when said son is due home from college.

I'm pretty sure this is the same little so-and-so who signed me up for ***** enlargement, AND breast enhancement via my e-mail account

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Me, I blame the parent(s).



Yes, unedited would be so educational.
Old 02 November 2005, 11:32 PM
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Ain't it murder when you accidentally post a thread under your REAL username, when you mistakenly thought you were logged in under your alter-ego, then you need to pretend that someone else had access to your computer and posted it!!!
Old 02 November 2005, 11:33 PM
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P.S. How is the ring-sting?
Old 02 November 2005, 11:40 PM
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LOL


I REEEEALLY want to see the original post
Old 03 November 2005, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by talizman
Ain't it murder when you accidentally post a thread under your REAL username, when you mistakenly thought you were logged in under your alter-ego, then you need to pretend that someone else had access to your computer and posted it!!!
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