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Old 18 October 2005, 10:10 PM
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Default 5th Gear and VBH - She has to go

Great features on the programme last night even although I'm not convinced by the new format. However an hour of motoring on a Monday night is v welcome.

What is not so good is the programme being spoiled by the ever annoying Miss VBH. She was awful in the Evos and had totally different lines around the corners of the circuit she was driving - how can they therefore claim one car is faster than the other - nonsense. I'd believe that section of the programme more if it was Tiff or Plato driving.

To top off a bad night for the lass she runs on the grass like an amatuer in the M5. She should be doing the boring bits that the Sugar Puff Monster bloke does as she might make them a bit more interesting, but keep her away from the proper cars and driving sections. The stupid girly laugh is just irritating and can't cover for her inadequate abilities behind the wheel any longer.

That all said, she's more attractive than James May...
Old 18 October 2005, 10:18 PM
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agreed, her driving skills are well dodgy to say the least
Old 18 October 2005, 10:46 PM
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I am very disappointed in the way she has let herself go.
She was top totty.
Old 18 October 2005, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Daz34
I am very disappointed in the way she has let herself go.
She was top totty.
I still would though.
Old 18 October 2005, 11:01 PM
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Agreed
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Having seen her drive at many meetings, her ability is well beyond that of most (and I mean 99.9%) of the users on scoobynet, is a fair match for Plato, and not too far behind Tiffany Dell.

She's gone off a bit in the last few years though, if you know what I mean
Old 18 October 2005, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by McFlash
Great features on the programme last night even although I'm not convinced by the new format. However an hour of motoring on a Monday night is v welcome.

What is not so good is the programme being spoiled by the ever annoying Miss VBH. She was awful in the Evos and had totally different lines around the corners of the circuit she was driving - how can they therefore claim one car is faster than the other - nonsense. I'd believe that section of the programme more if it was Tiff or Plato driving.

To top off a bad night for the lass she runs on the grass like an amatuer in the M5. She should be doing the boring bits that the Sugar Puff Monster bloke does as she might make them a bit more interesting, but keep her away from the proper cars and driving sections. The stupid girly laugh is just irritating and can't cover for her inadequate abilities behind the wheel any longer.

That all said, she's more attractive than James May...
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Old 18 October 2005, 11:07 PM
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Stick her in a kart and I'd beat her

(power to weight ratio )


I'm am that 0.1%
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Originally Posted by RRH
Having seen her drive at many meetings, her ability is well beyond that of most (and I mean 99.9%) of the users on scoobynet, is a fair match for Plato, and not too far behind Tiffany Dell.

She's gone off a bit in the last few years though, if you know what I mean
Do you own a white stick by anychance? She's a fooking terrible RACER. She has no concept of where other cars are and some very strange ideas about quick ways round a corner.

Most races end with other drivers wanting to kill her, but she's behind her tv crew in the pits being girly and butter wouldn't melt. Remember the stewards are aware of the (ok small) amounts of money she brings to the track from the tv people. Most other drivers would be in big **** for her antics
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Old 18 October 2005, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by RRH
Quite. I think dpb has a problem.
Old 18 October 2005, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Quite. I think dpb has a problem.
dont think it was aimed at me Bubba.

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Old 18 October 2005, 11:21 PM
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Old 18 October 2005, 11:31 PM
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Anyroad, VBH is a television presenter, not a racer. She drives better than most, presents well, and doesn't deserve to be slagged because she isn't a "Centrefold".

Let's get Foggy on, talking about bikes, shall we? We could redefine tedium and televisual sex appeal then.
Old 18 October 2005, 11:36 PM
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No bubba, she's was a racer, then became a tv presenter. presents well, and, although not always well presented, granted, and is looking more like a sack of sh ite every day, she's still a reasonable jockey- and she isn't a van driving troll with no more experience of racing than my 4 year old daughter
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foggy from last o the summer wine ...?
More favoritism...
Old 18 October 2005, 11:38 PM
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now 'e could drive
Old 18 October 2005, 11:45 PM
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Bit touchy about being disagreed with arn't you RPH No personal offence was meant to you, but in IMO she isn't a great driver and I've seen some very iffy driving from her
Old 18 October 2005, 11:55 PM
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Oh FFS! She's a sexy beatch!
Old 19 October 2005, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyboy1
I still would though.
LOL Pink or brown?!?!

And before any of you complain, its a question that Max Power -a publication that VBH contributed to- asks the "cruise babes" every month!

I find her fawning to the Nova Brigade annoying too, but be that as it may, I'd bet that she'd still set faster laptimes than 95% of the blokes on here, me included.

And I quite like that squeal she does!

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Old 19 October 2005, 08:43 AM
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Nah - shes minging.

I'd rather have James Mays wit and humour than her annoying laugh.

Saying that, she does have knockers
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Originally Posted by Marky-San
Nah - shes minging.

I'd rather have James Mays wit and humour than her annoying laugh.

Saying that, she does have knockers
So does James May

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Old 19 October 2005, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Marky-San
Nah - shes minging.

I'd rather have James Mays wit and humour than her annoying laugh.

Saying that, she does have knockers
yes a few of them on here
Old 19 October 2005, 09:05 AM
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I met her years ago when she was at Max Power (some sound-off at Wembley) and I thought she was really cute.

She has gone down hill in the last few years though
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I'd ride her like a Blackpool Donkey given half a chance
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Ha, she'd **** on 99% of people on here on a trackday
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Originally Posted by RRH
Having seen her drive at many meetings, her ability is well beyond that of most (and I mean 99.9%) of the users on scoobynet, is a fair match for Plato, and not too far behind Tiffany Dell.

She's gone off a bit in the last few years though, if you know what I mean
I'm with you on that, she would probably show 90% of people on here a clean pair of heels on a ractrack.

5th gear was actually quite good the other night (flame suit on) although i think trying to copy the TG format is a big mistake!!!!
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Originally Posted by Daz34
I am very disappointed in the way she has let herself go.
She was top totty.
Never has been and never will be!

Old 19 October 2005, 09:40 AM
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I agree, 5th gear was a different class to the previous week's offering.

It did have my favourite Evo on though... and it won.
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
I agree, 5th gear was a different class to the previous week's offering.

It did have my favourite Evo on though... and it won.
The Evo 6 seemed to not roll as much as the 9, saying that the Evo 6 has always been the weapon of choice for the hooligan brigade


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