Drunken Bungle Whore

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

Articifial dog ********* - available in 3 sizes and degrees of firmness.

For more fab scientific discoveries & research check out the Ig Nobel awards at www.improbable.com (such as - is it quicker to swim in water or syrup?)

The Zohan

words fail me LOL

Scoobychick

iTrader: (1)

God no

The Zohan

Do you think they where tested on animals?

Patt@firstime

It's a load of bolloc ks

LUCKO

iTrader: (3)

it brings new meaning to the saying 'the dogs danglies'

what next a tummy tuck for a fat cat??

SJ_Skyline

Doggles!! - http://www.doggles.com/

Reality

Here's a pic

SJ_Skyline

That paints more than a thousand words!!

Reality

Yep - and none of them you'd want to hear

PG

You can see the Burbery wearing lot asking for the XXL size for their little b@stard Staffies

OllyK

And these have been around for ages for the Chav dog

Reality

Infact here's the words that picture covers ! The picture covers it much better

"A method and apparatus for implanting a testicular prosthetic device includes creating a passageway into the interior of an animal’s ******* which contains a tunica vaginalis; incising the tunica vaginalis containing a testis attached to a spermatic cord; severing the spermatic cord; removing the testis through the passageway and inserting a prosthetic device through the passageway and into the lumen of the tunica and closing the tunica. The second testis is similarly removed from its tunica vaginalis through the same passageway and similar prosthetic device is placed in the cavity created. The tunica may be drawn outwardly, through the passageway, and removal of the testis by incising the tunica and severing the spermatic cord may be performed outside the animal. The tunica may also be severed and the prosthetic device placed directly within the scrotal sac.

The testicular implant is generally kidney-shaped and is sized to fit the tunica. (12) ******* (14) septum scroti (15), and tunica vaginalis (16) containing the spermatic chords (18). It is understood that the area as shown includes fascia, ligaments, nerves, blood vessels, fat and other anatomical structures not depicted for purposes of clarity.

The prosthetic device (24) employed in accordance with the invention is generally kidney shaped, having a convex border (26), and a concave border (28), punctuated by a central cleft (30), between a pair of lobes (31). The size of the device (24) is such that it fits snugly within the tunica (16)."

PG

lmao @ Prescription Doggles

Leslie

Glad I have finished my lunch!

Les

Boost II

iTrader: (1)

Why? Were you eating a couple of Scotch eggs

Leslie

MikeCardiff

iTrader: (2)

You have to ask yourself, would a dog really care either way ?

The Zohan

I suppose it gives them something to lick when they are bored

JackClark

I would have paid an extra few quid to have those put into my dogs sack. Poor barstard trys to lick his ***** and can't find them.

The Zohan

LMAO! at the firmness comment
who cares how firm their dogs luv spuds are - does anyone actually squeeze them to find out??