Scooby-Doo

Have a new employee (in London) that is from Newcastle and flys home every weekend to be with his family and more importantly to watch United play. Our office is one big windup and everyone has it ripped out of them every day for something. He is from Gateshead for info and I need ammo on what winds a geordie up. I have nothing against people from Newcastle before anyone insinuates I do.

Thanks

David

Bartop

For a start he's from the wrong side of the river - tell him he's a maccam and should be a Sunderland supporter

Then wave your keys at him and say 'Wheese keys are theese'

davyboy

fukc off ya red nose cutn!

richiewong

Definately call him a Mackem and do really poor Geordie accent saying things like 'canny bag of tudor'

SCD Simon

iTrader: (1)

If you want to light the blue touch paper
Tell him Dyer is worth the reputed 80K per week he is paid as he is a class footballer

FASTER MIKE!!

anything to do with sunderland, call him a mackem, defo the "we's keys are these", again in a poor north east accent. and if you want to really pi$$ him off tell him shearers $hit, but i must warn you to duck and then start running as he'll probably try and kill you.

#########i accept no resposability for any of the above#########

mike

StickyMicky

i vote for the maccam and keys joke

every time he speaks reply with the keys banter and he will want to kill you after a few days

+Doc+

Tell him he lives in a small town in Sunderland.

davegtt

the best thing to come out of newcastle is the A1 an old one but always makes me smile when I hear it

super_si

Say sunderlands the best team in the north east then run LOL

should of read replies first!

SJ_Skyline

Call him a maccam

Robert Rosario

Tell him that Craig Bellamy is better than Shearer

richiewong

A quick reminder that the Toon play the Mackem scum on the 23 October.
Should be able to wind him up before this game

bioforger

iTrader: (1)

Pronounce NewcAstle as NewcARstle, always works

Oh n when u want him to **** off, tell him to 'run up the shutter and play with the sneck'

harvey

iTrader: (48)

Of course you could point out that a Geordie is a Scotsman with his brains bashed out.